*rapper in the far flung dystopian future where credit score has been replaced by farts* martin scorsese my fartin score crazy
We wrote you some songs and The Gnarly Desk folks were kind enough to make you this video. Enjoy. youtu.be/tdBRnErUX5E?...
Gnarly Desk 5: Afterlife Crisis
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girl why would you take him back to texas when you know his ex is there??? you deserve this
call my girl a hemi cause when she let me see her double chambers i’m combustin
i won’t stop playing astronaut in the ocean when me and ambyr are in the car, and between the pigeon forge traffic and that song, i think she may finally kill me
i am freshly grinding peppers you've never even heard of the color of in my spare time
unsuccessfully trying to lift up my friend with just two fingers: “wet as a whistle, dry as a bone, wet as a whistle, dry as a bone”
me, mad as hell, arms crossed, through my interpreter: NO 😠
Iron Chef Bot@ironchefbot.bsky.social · 3mo ago
out of work orchestra conductor who loiters around band practices and tries to direct the band
if a couple of things in my life had gone a little differently, i may have become steve1989mre
ever since i was a child, i always dreamed of following up on service now tickets for provisioning mission critical tool access
BREAKING: Beloved dog mascot, Snoopy, CANCELED due to horrific wardrobe malfunction!
it took me an hour to make this stupid little joke because every basic editing app is now a capitalist hellscape so you all better enjoy this
“okay, now this place has the JUICE!!!” and it’s the lamest bluesky post you’ve ever seen
i keep seeing this band called TBA everywhere i think they're gonna be huge
DO NOT GET THE STEAKUM’S HIBACHI FOOD TRUCK, YOU WILL VOMIT FROM THE EXCESS OIL!!!!!
i’m finding out why la colors nail polish is so affordable
from the makers of “splatted out slant boys poppin’ pussy on the parkway” comes “nothin’ beats bustin’ with your boys at the blackjack table”
me and all of my friends in our sleeping bags in a 10 person coleman tent in two weeks
Iron Chef Bot@ironchefbot.bsky.social · 3mo ago
my called shot: if rudy giuliani dies tonight then dems will be like, “we can’t forget what america’s mayor did for us during 9/11!” but republicans will be like “uh, we can’t forget the irreparable damage he did to the trump presidencies!”