Holly Gramazio

@hollygramazio.bsky.social

Writing, game design, etc. Adelaide, London. Wrote a novel called “The Husbands”. book: https://lnk.to/thehusbands newsletter: https://buttondown.email/holly info: http://hollygramazio.net ig: https://www.instagram.com/holly_gramazio/ pic: Diana Patient

the people who made the movie "Inside Man" should hire someone to stand at the window of anyone who has just watched the movie "Inside Man" and whisper "...don't think about it..." as viewers start to ask each other questions like "what" and "wait what" and "what" and "no just a minute, what"

I get why nobody likes “The Last Battle” much but when I was a kid I loved it. Admittedly I still didn’t realise it was about Jesus and also, was convinced that all the “further up and further in” heading-into-the-mountains involved escalators, which I rarely encountered and considered very exciting

Playing card museum in Gdynia is incredible, I’ll write it up properly later but strong recommend if you’re ever randomly in the area, which to be clear you won’t be, you go through an industrial estate and into an empty building full of cabinets of glass eyes and you press a button at a closed door

I'm sitting in a theatre foyer eavesdropping on a TV guy pitching ideas and: look, as much as we might go "ohhh game designers should stop only taking inspiration from games" it is NOTHING compared to how this guy is taking inspiration from, precisely, the 20 most popular TV shows he can think of

I understand this change in the weather is objectively for the best and I am trying to think positively about the gentle coming-to-life of England’s desiccated gardens and depleted reservoirs as I turn on the giant SAD lamp that I will now keep running non-stop until approximately April

if you are in Australia then you should check out Pink Shorts Press's September releases (I wrote a little intro for Moya Costello's wonderful and funny and apocalyptic "The Office as a Boat", originally published in 2000)

A photo of four books laid flat on some wrapping paper: Moya Costello's "The Office as a Boat", Olivia De Zilva's "Sick Note", Preasanthi Ram's "Nine Yard Sarees" and Stavroula Adameitis's "Australianarama"

Two days left to sign up for next year's Arts Emergency!!! Mentors from games are often in particularly short supply! Give it a look, it's fun and pretty straightforward and you get to keep up with what The Young People are like (actually pretty great, reassuringly)!

Arts Emergency@artsemergency.bsky.social · last mo.

🚨Registration to be an Arts Emergency mentor in 2027 closes on 4 Sep 2026.🚨 With only 7 days to go we're still short of mentors to meet demand from under-resourced young people. So, if you work in arts and culture, we would love you to sign up! 👉 www.arts-emergency.org/get-involved...

Red slide with white Arts Emergency logo in the top left corner and bold text reading '7 days left to register  as a mentor!'

The new toilets at Green Park are very nice but I’m not sure I understand the significance of all the decorative forks in the tiling. What do these indicate? “Dig in”? “Remember: don’t touch the shits with your hands”?

A bathroom sink with shiny blue tiles, and also, six black-and-yellow tiles showing forksA close-up of a different fork tile

I put a note on my contact-me page saying "if you want me to talk to your book group please tell me about your favourite tree so I know you're not an automated scammer" and it's actually very nice to get emails going eg "I run a small library book group and my favourite tree is the poplar"

The cats are three years old today!! This means nothing to them and they don’t seem to want to pose charmingly for a birthday photo so here is them recently, and just turned 2, and just turned 1, and as tiny kittens

Madeleine is upside-down, exposing her white fluffy belly, little paws crooked in front of her, looking up with suspicion. Gelato is belly-down, orange-brown, very asleep. They touch at the butt.A study. Maddy is on a pink chair, mostly fluff and eyes. Gelato reclines below, in the sunlight. They are both looking at the camera with slightly baffled hostility, as if they were having a private conversation and you have blundered in They are smaller, squashed onto one cat shelf that they don’t really both fit on but they’re going to try, or rather Madeleine was doing fine on her own but Gelato is convinced that he should join her. Madeleine is tolerant. Gelato’s eyes are vast. They are very small. Gelato is balancing on the towel-covered arm of a chair, and he is so round. Madeleine is sitting on a shelf behind him, very fluffy even for her, especially about the ears.

My first lunar eclipse: I was about 11. Convinced mum to let me stay awake an extra two hours. Sleepily went outside and looked at where the moon had been earlier and huh, yeah, I couldn’t see it, cool. Went to sleep. Realised in the morning that the moon moves and I’d been staring at empty sky.

I have started a new todo list system where each week if something fills me with a sense of immense dread and guilt it goes on a separate Shame List and as soon as I've done one thing from the Shame List each week I don't have to look at it or think about it again until the following Monday

I'm enjoying linguno.com for listening exercises and conjugation drills - looks good for upper beginner learners through to upper intermediate, maybe even revision for lower advanced? Spanish, French, German, Portuguese, Italian. Free + no ads for now (until their beta phase ends later this year)

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