bring bananas to your crime so you can give cops the slip

well ill be darned someone darn me

kiss me i taste like a snail

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Lazy Afternoons

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YOURE OUT OF ORDER the judge yelled at his bookshelf

your heads lookin kinda thumby

i dont like the phrase every dog has its day cuz its like just one? what if my day already passed?

thats one way of not looking at it

im not a good cook. only thing i make is pocket lint

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Yes You

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im falling in love with you for listening to me for 2 seconds

things have been really hard ever since my salad flavored candy business didnt take off

easy as shooting fish at a baby

would i get any good items from doing your questline?

me: i dont like that guy friend: oh no! why? was he mean to you? me: nah he just never likes any of the dumb stuff i say

thinking about torrenting a car

[flashing red taking damage over time] hey guys whats up

im with you in spirit (haunting)

between you and me- there is like particles or waves or whatever

trust no one. not even me. not even this post. trust everyone

i made a scary face at myself in the mirror and now i think im possessed by the spirit of evil

Sitting in my shadow.

Awake with the dream left on.

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Orbit

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yeah me too

i hope none of you feel like im ignoring you specifically while im ignoring everything broadly

when i was born the doc tarred and feathered me

i find that it helps me get over my nerves if i picture myself public speaking nude

speaking to a merchant who mostly sells clothes: show me your wears