Good news: I've officially lost 100 lbs Bad news: my assssss 😫😂
Holsch3r
@holsch3r.bsky.social
She/Her | 33 | Horny on main | Lover of silicone | Nerd | plagued by my own existence | discord: holsch3r | bnet: holsch3r#1805
Guess who got engaged 💜💜💜 cant wait to spend forever with the love of my life
Said goodbye to my sweet little boy this morning. Hawkeye, you were the best cat a girl could ask for. You went way too early, im sorry I couldn't fix you. Losing 2 pets in 4 weeks is killer.
You never know what youre gonna find around here, I forgot about this thing lolol
Said goodbye to my sweet girl Cleo this week. She was an absolute creature and possible cryptid but the best dog a girl could ask for. 15 years was not enough time with her. Gonna miss this sweet idiot and all her antics. ❤️
#dongsales shoot me a dm or comment if interested in anything
Football team license plate i saw out in the wild today...im dying
Mid fellatio on my Australian beach vacation with pookie sounds like a perfect time for a random fire evacuation drill for the whole building 😑
Bill Nye is currently on the Hill to advocate against a proposed 47% cut to NASA science from the Trump admin
So I'm flying 14 hours internationally as a 6ft tall plus size woman with arthritis, do I pay extra for premium economy? Its double cost. I need an adult 😭
My Australian travel visa was approved! Can't wait to see my Pookie in October!
HEY SILICONE COMMUNITY Im trying to start momentum and get Makers/Owners in the loop about a new #pourparty2025 ! I already have the picture picked out for it and everything, so all you have to say is Yea or Nay! Im aiming for this to take place in October, because I'm a Halloween Lover
As many of you are a-were already, our awesome friends at @madetowere.bsky.social are leaving the industry, and Werewolf Wednesday isn't going to be quite the same anymore. But there is a little bit of good news: they entrusted some of their lovely models to us!
How about a giveaway to celebrate Pride, Winning Best sex toy, and Birthdays! Follow (or be following), like, and repost this post to enter! Winner(s) get to select a custom toy from size XS to Large! Winner(s) will be randomly selected on 6/20 at 12 PM ET! Rules Follow!
Someone buy my Snarks Maw! $60, I'll throw in an extra dong. Kenai from moonlight toys and a uv tenta heart. Snark is really uv and the gitd is so good #dongsales
#dongsales Updated sales post! Shoot me a dm if you see something you like!
No one was doing anything illegal today. No one was committing any crime today. No one wanted any violence. ICE planned, coordinated, and strategically carried out and armed, violent attacks to terrorize and traumatize peaceful neighborhoods of Paramount, CA. #ICE #Raids #Paramount
🌈Peacock Mantis Shrimp Imago🌈 This was a custom order that took some serious braining with a mix of technical painting as well as plain ol’ gravity fed luck, but this toy is absolutely one of a kind and insanely cool! #dildo #sextoy #xca #xenocatartifact #xenocat
💕🦈Want a perfectly sized Beni of your own?🦈💕 Like, follow, and repost for a chance to win your own custom sharkman! Winners will be contacted 05/12 via dm! As always, 18+ only. No purchase necessary to enter.
Introducing Beni of the Red Tide, a beautiful collab with @lillhappycloud.bsky.social! Available 05/13. 🦈❤️ See this handsome sharkman in action in the titular Red Tides (cw for non-violent blood) and support Cloud's amazing monster work on Patreon at www.patreon.com/happiestlitt...!