Sometimes you just gotta hold one titty. For comfort.
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I’m at a point in my life where I’m listening to a playlist called Fall Hotel Lounge. My Apple Replay this year will be interesting.
George Costanza's Contemplative Jazz Moment
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I’m up to date with GBBO but the next season isn’t airing until October 20th so you know what that means…we’re doing it all again.
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Returning from medical leave on Monday and I can’t wait to answer ‘are you feeling better?’ With ‘no, but I’m not actively dying so here I am’ and then elaborating not at all.
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Sometimes I like to do a little scream. Just one. If my upstairs neighbour can drag around furniture as often has he seems to then I think I deserve a little scream, as a treat.
Me realising it’s been 1.5 years since I got my car serviced, not 1.
Everyone is angry at me ever since I came out of the obsidian egg that makes you evil.
You ever get so angry you can’t feel your face? No? Just me? Huh.
Watching journalling ecosystem videos and then looking at journals online and being mad that it’s all 2027 planners/journals etc. Then I remember…it is September 2026.
Therapist: ‘Do you read things that aren’t emotionally devastating?’ Me: *trying to figure out in my head if I do and not liking the probable answer*
Him: That doesn’t make sense. The Mortal Kombat voice in my head: Finish him.
My therapist pointed out that I am right on time for my yearly Easter meltdown. This was very rude of him. True, but very rude.
There’s a fly and I tried to kill it with Glen 20 and it mocks me with its’ continued existence.
I have come once again to the internet to ask WHY ARE MEN? I will not be providing any context at this time.
Sometimes I forget how good just talking (even digitally) with a friend can be. Absolutely buzzing after a discussion about fungi/mycelium, taxonomy and more with a mate. The nerd in me calls to the nerd in you.
Okayyyyy so did Ogilvie actually get better in S2E9 of The Pitt or did we all just learn what a sweetie pie Lucas Iverson is and now we no longer want Ogilvie to step on lego all day every day?
Love to fuck up a meal prep so I get to think about it nine more times when I eat them.
Thinking about how at my big age I probably shouldn’t be telling myself ‘that’ll cook down’ when putting clothes in the washing machine.
Catching up with the news cycle re: Iran and honestly it makes me feel sick.
Had to go stare at my counter app to remind myself getting wasted isn’t worth throwing away 5 years and 5 months. Oblivion sounds so sweet right now though.
If I was an historically unpopular leader of a rouge state notorious for being a child rapist I would not set a precedent for murdering heads of state on a whim.
Didn’t even make it to March before spiralling into an existential crisis. A new speed run for me!
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