it’s shift change at the bitch factory but don’t worry i’m pulling a double

Moonlighter is free to own on Steam (offer ends August 9th) buff.ly/j9In9yf

Finally, a toilet that emits hazardous levels of ionizing radiation!

haven't shambled enough in my life. That stops now! **SHAMBLIN' MODE ACTIVATED**

i could easily survive here. unlike you

Oh my god they're hiding behind the elderly woman for protection. Complete with Tadasuke debating on whether he wants to smack a chair across a geriatric patient's face or not. I cannot.

I heard that Peppino the Human Breath Mint eats corpse meat

Transmission #2831 from QUASAR (TS/SCI) 1. Unnameable Scimitars

You think your day is going badly? Buddy, I've already slain 87 wild pigs and have nothing to show for it except a low-quality broadsword and 49 gold

Looks like I’ll be playing small indie games the rest of my life

Push Square@pushsquare.com · 14h ago

EA Studios Brace for Layoff Bloodbath as New Owner Debt Demands $700 Million Cost Cuts.

taking a moment in my npr tiny desk performance to thank lao gan ma for "making all of this possible"

My three year olds asked to listen to Ween this morning and my wife is FURIOUS at me.

This is unironically what it's going to be like if even a single DSA backed candidate makes it into the Dem Primaries for 2028

just sang "I'm not a trad wife I just cook a lot" in a Big Pun voice while pickling onions if you want to narrow in on my exact demographic

I HAVE BEEN BLOCKED FOR NOT MICROWAVING CHILDREN OUT OF EXPEDIENCE! LET ME BE CLEAR: I WILL NEVER MICROWAVE A CHILD BECAUSE IT "SAVES ME TIME AND SANITY". I WILL ONLY MICROWAVE A CHILD WHEN IT IS AN APPROPRIATE AND PROPORTIONATE PUNISHMENT FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR.

Okay, but what about those of us who ENJOY boatfacelikes?

Chris Franklin@errant-signal.com · 10h ago

If we want good game genre names we need to rebuild a world where the people who drive the vocabulary of games aren't hordes of terminally online consumers. Crowdsourcing is how you get Boaty McBoatface, the game genre.

is that your man??? without enough mp to cast his cantrips????

Listen up BERNIE BORS! Winning elections does NOT mean you are electable! You have to do things the right way and lose to win. #HerHive #BlueNoMatterWhoUnlessThereIsAGoodRepublican

as a cryptography nerd, it's real confusing seeing everyone's posts about AES all of a sudden.

OKAY BUT I BOUGHT A CHEAP ANDROID HANDHELD AND THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT I SPEND MOST NIGHTS DOING? With alt:

The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · yesterday

the real issue with the internet in 2026 is nobody talks about Domo-kun anymore.

The use of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" in Hardcore Henry was DELIGHTFUL. CW: Blood, dismemberment, joy

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now - Fight Scene | Hardcore Henry (2015) | Movie Clip 4K

YouTube video by VVS Films

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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · yesterday

Name your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.

for centuries, man has dreamed of creating a toilet with a conscience...

Officer, officer, please settle down. I was simply doing a ronin

thinking about that funny cat , guard field

There is no reason to let your car go on the internet. Cars go on road.

852dude@852dude.bsky.social · yesterday

This sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.

mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?

An account with this avatar was just blocked.