No, you know what? I'm not helping anymore. If you guys want to keep beating a dead horse as he's successfully making a comeback, be my guest.
The REAL Hoodku
@hoodku.bsky.social
Diagnosed with terminal sqrlyhysteria and diarrhea of the mouth. The gloomiest and most obese of all saiyans. It's always the apocalypse in my mind. :'( Whirlyhack is my homie! Zorlock is my husband! We will defeat Sqrlyjack! Parody account
Of course this is what the foundation of SqrlyJack's comeback is.
hahaha... AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Jack-o-Lyn and her dead husbando MJ were predators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO'S CRAZY NOW?! WHO IS CRAZY NOW BITHC!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!¡¡!!!!!!
He got... 3000 followers... for CHIPMUNK INCEST?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!?!?!?! DOES NOBODY WATCH MY VIDEOS TO KNOW BETTER THAN THIS??????????????? >:(
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SqrlyJack 🏳️⚧️@sqrlyjack.bsky.social · 3mo agoAlice Seville's been blowing up on Instagram holy fuck
NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MAD LIKE IN THE BUBSY TIMES
SqrlyJack 🏳️⚧️@sqrlyjack.bsky.social · 4mo agoYOOO relevance! :o
That BITCH ALVIN THE CHIPMUNK FROM ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS thinks that xhe's better than me, the great and gloriouos HOOPDU, at being me... SUCH DISRESPECT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. I have my master plan to bring back glorious 2023 SqrlyHysteria for ULTIMATE COMMIE DEATH!!!!!!!!!! ilu mommy alice UwU
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I MAD EA FAN ART FOR YOUUUU @sqrlyjack ARE YOU TRIGGER YET??? LOLCOW?????????!!!!!!! >:) You cannot deny the beauty that is Alvin x Daveid Dudke
THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO DO TO YOU youtu.be/07ltWnmwFLo
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stupid whoar slutt bicth chikmunk troom when xhe sees what we've been up to...! >:)
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...FUCK. Well at least him not being DEDA I CAN STILL GET ALLLL THE LULZ!!!! sqrlyalice will STILL BE THE NEXT CWC, MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS.......!!! This is about me somehow I can feel it.
SqrlyJack 🏳️⚧️@sqrlyjack.bsky.social · 4mo agothe Chipettes are also filthy
Me whenever sqrlyjack makes literally any sort of negative statement
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A toaster for our new recruit! So says I the real life hookdu!
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haalandreall.bsky.social@haalandreall.bsky.social · 4mo agoright now you're just throwing around serious accusations without providing any proof. i wouldn't be surprised if you're just trying to ruin her reputation
Malleo is who I, Hoodku, self-insert as an imagine myself molesting little ones and transgenders mmm mmmmmmmm
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"mwahaha I have achieved ultimate commie death! triggered much?" "Hooduku this is the 7th day in a row you had Malleo molest children"
kek i bet you think this will bring ULTIMATE MEGA SUPER CHUD DEATH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !! !!!! !!!!!!!!! !!! i bet you do don't you you sexy little incestuous dramaslut i want to fuck your cute little chipmunk hole so badly no really please I'm so fucking lonely and zorlock's bucket cuts my chode
SqrlyJack 🏳️⚧️@sqrlyjack.bsky.social · 4mo agoDiamond Doll
LOOK AT THIS 80 YEAR OLD RANTING ABOUT ME AND BUBSY AND SPENDING ALL DAY ON VRC AND DISCORD ON HIS BIRTHDAY KEK please give me attention i am very smart and normal and funny i promise
Alice 🐿️🅰️🏳️⚧️@bunnierabbot.bsky.social · 6mo agohappy birthday to me i have to go pee
Let it be known that I, Hoodku, willingly associated with Zorstvaroth. I am very normal.
Fish art@rottingfishflakes.bsky.social · 4mo ago@zorstvaroth.bsky.social is actually not to far off from her real counterpart, fun fact Evelyn used to just hammer off about csam and had a weird obsession with child torture videos and would expose them to me dispite me being 12 at the time.
I spent real money commissioning this. I am very normal.
Guys, it was all a part of my master plan guys. Guys?? GUYS PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
No but seriously, you're only giving sqrly free engagement to help push her album in the algorithm.
C'mon, don't lose your marbles over Alvin and the Chipmunks now.
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I bet you're crying jack-o-lyn. Who cares if he agreed with us and bankrolled our culture war and wanted troonz like you to have no rights and be in sex slavery? He was friends with your favorite people BILL CLINTON, BILL GATES and CHOMSKY. mwahahaha you FOOL!!! Can't you see?!
