Nils Hoppe

@hoppe.law

Professor of Law and Dean of Research at the University of Hannover 🇩🇪 » Partner and Solicitor Advocate at LDMH (@ldmh.partners) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 » ❤️💙🦅 Life sciences and technology law ➡️ https://hoppe.law

I have a weird and wonderful story to write in the next few days: how I sued Stanley Ley (a proper law-suit! 🤓) and got a judgment against them. Stay tuned!

As a badged youth football coach I can confidently state that France‘s back four are playing like they’re 9 and chasing a ball in a playground

Man könnte jetzt als CDU mal neu nachdenken über die KRIMINALISIERUNG von Leihmutterschaft hierzulande. Oder halt Gesetze, die man für sich selbst nicht akzeptieren möchte, einfach weiter umgehen, weil man reich genug dafür ist. Was wird‘s sein?

Kommentar: Die Leihmutterschaft sollte entkriminalisiert werden

Jens Spahn ist dank einer Frau in den USA Vater geworden. Das ist in Deutschland verboten und er selbst hat einst diesen Weg zur Elternschaft heftig kritisiert. Zeit, es zu ändern

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English law bubble friends: does anyone have any idea what is going on with Stanley Ley at the moment? Catastrophic customer service, goods not delivered, radio silence. Has it been sold recently to someone who doesn’t care about tradition? 🤨

One of my favourite films is ‘Heat’. I just saw ‘Crime 101’ and it’s very much on a par. Strong recommendation!

It’s that time of the year when a grotesque evil-looking fantasy figure, whose far-fetched back story can only partially explain his un-human nature, forces children the world over to crawl around on all fours to find edibles. Also pictured - the Easter Bunny.

White House press photo showing the current President of the USA with a person in an evil-looking bunny costume.

I’m always baffled when utterly unqualified people give exceptionally confident but totally wrong legal advice. His GP must live in abject fear of him sitting in his waiting room long enough to strike up a conversation with anyone. 😬

LinkedIn screenshot of Laurence Gardiner writing: “The police and the UK prosecutors are looking for a way out. The Royal Family are looking for an off ramp; they thought that they had already purchased one. The judiciary hope that they never need to try this case. 
Misconduct in public office is a civil offence and not a criminal offence. The legal test is the balance of probabilities and not without reasonable doubt. The penalty would be a slap on the wrist instead of a prison sentence. 
Mr Mountbatten-Windsor need only refuse to answer questions as he has always done and to deny wrong doing as he has always done and we will be home in time for hot tea and crumpets in the comfort of his grace and favour home. This is performative justice in place of reall investigative justice. 
Investigative journalism is the only hope for children and teens victimised by the alleged offender. Journalists should keep digging!”