Thank god Michigan State brought in Pat Fitzgerald to turn the program around, despite the horrific allegations about his time at Northwestern. Not just anybody could get hammered my Wisconsin by 4 TDs

You’d be Chump of the Week if you miss your chance to rewatch Detroiters

Josh Fruhlinger@jfruh.bsky.social · 2w ago

IMPORTANT: detroiters is leaving netflix on oct 15, get your rewatch in now!!!!

“There is no god but Allah.”

The Independent@the-independent.com · last mo.

Karoline Leavitt offers sweet six-word message to husband on her final day as Trump’s press secretary

I wonder if they make one of these I can wear around my neck?

The CEO of a health insurer that is responsible for the death of thousands every year, not to mention those that have a lower quality of life due to denial of coverage, etc., is not “a random dude”. And that doesn’t even get into his personal beef with UHC. I don’t condone what he did, but…

Holy shit, amazing work

Jefferson-Pilot Pickles@jeffersonpilot.org · 3mo ago

Ernest Denies The Holocaust

Ernest Says Trans Rights Are Human Rights

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social , this is gross, and I’m really looking forward to casting my vote for @abdulelsayed.bsky.social

W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Establishment Dems continue with the absolutely unhinged rhetoric. McMorrow is asked if her attacks on Hasan Piker backfired as Abdul El-Sayed is surging in the polls, and she responds by invoking a terrorist attack against a synagogue in Michigan, implying Piker is somehow implicated?

@cjzero.bsky.social Patrick Reed just hit one about 60 degrees left of his target out of the weeds and almost took out a bunch of guys walking in the adjacent fairway. And his ball ended up in more weeds, so we may not be done yet

When It happens, there will be Knicks championship celebrations in every city and town throughout the entire country

Totally didn’t understand that “Born in the USA” wasn’t a patriotic anthem

TD 🐐@tdgoat5.bsky.social · 4mo ago

What songs did y'all misinterpret as kids

Rilo Kiley in Milwaukee—totally worth the trip from Detroit! And Milwaukee seems cool so far

@cjzero.bsky.social did you get the nut tap at the end of the 2nd period of MTL-CAR. Shoresy would be proud of that one

Shoresy Laughing

Alt: Shoresy Laughing

static.klipy.com

Just kill it now. Nobody gives a fuck about your lame duck shit tour that's so uncompetitive that Anthony Kim can win on it

George Pearkes@peark.es · 5mo ago

*LIV GOLF SAID TO READY US BANKRUPTCY IF IT CAN'T RAISE FUNDS *LIV GOLF POTENTIAL US BANKRUPTCY WOULD COME AFTER SEASON

Eggs, bacon, hash browns, coffee and the rest for tip

Depression Cool Ranch Doritos

Luke Ontario@coolhand.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Low Libido Beef Burrito

Attendees of the Nazi dinner party have forfeited their claim to any sympathy

Clara Jeffery@clarajeffery.bsky.social · 6mo ago

People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who've been traumatized, and you will regret those posts. Or should. Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.

Or be so bad at math that he thinks that taking half as many days off means that he's worked twice as many days as someone else

Innsmouth Looksmaxxing@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Well that settles that, would a problem drinker publicly rant about how unfairly he's been treated?

10 bucks for every year since “trouble with the snap” made me the happiest I’ve ever been watching a football game #charitibundibowl

“currently” is doing so much work here

I’ve always loved this one (RIP Mike)

Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 6mo ago

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

The immorality of being wiling to sacrifice the rights of an entire group of people is monstrous, and it’s also a dogshit political strategy. I’m not sure how many times centrist weasels need to be taught this lesson

I worked for Honeybaked Ham over winter break one year in college for two weeks, and in that time, I set myself on fire twice (a cloth apron over a fireproof one—no injuries), and got fired for calling in sick (hungover) on their busiest day of the year. To date, the only time I’ve been fired🤞

Kayla Cromer Official@kaylacromer.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

Bluey is Antifa

maureen@maureenf.bsky.social · 8mo ago

my offerings:

@schumer.senate.gov you’re delusional if you think there’s any way to reform something like this

Jason Meisner@jmetr22b.bsky.social · 8mo ago

in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend" "Beers on me"

@schumer.senate.gov this is the only acceptable position. Enough of this weak shit you’re proposing

Senator Ed Markey@markey.senate.gov · 8mo ago

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

People fucking hate this shit. No one can stop Woke 2

The Downballot@the-downballot.com · 8mo ago

The GOP just had its best chance to finally flip a legislative seat in Trump 2.0. Democrats had other ideas. Chasity Martinez just won a rural Trump+13 in the Louisiana House in a 24-point landslide—an overperformance of 37 points. Our complete writeup on this remarkable outcome -->

Yale: Wow, this is getting a lot of quote skeets. People must be loving our announceme…oh no

Yale University@yale.edu · 8mo ago

Yale is launching a new Presidential Senior Fellowship to expand access to the transformative work of universities. As part of this program, author and columnist David Brooks will join the Jackson School of Global Affairs starting February 1. Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY