I saw a guy wearing a 100 flowers shirt at a movie theater once and I totally freaked out on him, I think he was frightened by my vigor
ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 1h agoare there any bands that make you kind of instantly think that someone who likes them is probably pretty cool?
Im wearing stolen Mormon underwear, I can feel my power increasing ten fold, I have the vigor of the love child of Mitt Romney and Ken Jennings
Im only wearing this because it lets you move freely in shadows without guards detecting you
They killed lakitu because he was such a bad cameraman in Super Mario 64
If any of you are wondering how to reply to any of my many great posts
Dark Souls Dialog Bot@soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 10h agoWondrously played. Lord Gwyn's blessing upon thee.
Your dutch is lamentably unsparked, Mr. Bond—allow me!
Haley Stevens is reportedly spending the day doing some of her favorite activities: eating fresh hay, plowing a field, and being groomed by her handlers
The "PC" part of his Japanese and European names also stands for "Pithecanthropus Computerurus", a fictitious species name for the character. The American title Bonk is also not used in the European versions due to the word "bonk" being connoted with having sex in British English.[1]
Just before we get started do you like your 69ing to be gentle or frenetic
I think I’m going to join a gang. Maybe ms-13? Don’t know too much about them but may as well go with one of the top dogs, like the Meta or Alphabet of gangs. Going to work a little bit on my application material
Nothing turns a chick on more than hearing a guy with big knobby knees clacking together while he strides around
Once again lamenting how great of a violent drifter I would’ve been in the 50s, terrorizing small towns throughout the Pacific Northwest
I’m so hard thinking about Mario Lopez’s mint flavored asshole after he’s done taking a shit I’m worried my cock is going to break off and fly around the room like a two liter thrown from a roof
mike fedele, cpa@publicpolicyman.bsky.social · 10mo agoi gotta quite drinking and shopping online
Millennials like to say they’re the only tech savvy generation and then use the same screen name for an Instagram account they follow their coworkers on and a Reddit account where they post about wanting to fuck a lactating Bionicle or Shadow the Hedgehog or something
Hi it’s me, soul brother, and I’m checking out the funk, sorry about the delay
My battle scarred taint is a point of pride, and a warning to all would be warriors
Fuck the world!! Gently. Make it feel like the most loved and beautiful planet in the galaxy for a good 30 minutes
My job at the leftist commune? I’m in charge of putting all of the heads on the pikes outside the wall, making sure they’re arranged just so
