somehow some SaaS sales guy figured out how to get around my phone's call screening feature. Looked it up and their tech office is in, say it with me, Tel Aviv
Your dutch is lamentably unsparked, Mr. Bond—allow me!
i'm a "my taxes shouldn't go to supporting these people" republican but only for people who fixate on cyberstalking will stancil, drew pavlou, etc
i have a distinct memory of excitedly describing the premise of this movie to my friend's father as a child in the bathroom of an applebee's when i was a child
i love democracy, republics, and hte congo, i wonder if theres a country for people like me
i should probably rewatch national treasure and give it my full attention this time but im convinced con air clears
I only have one and I posted it forever ago so idk why it shows up here
richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d agopost your worst draft
Millennials like to say they’re the only tech savvy generation and then use the same screen name for an Instagram account they follow their coworkers on and a Reddit account where they post about wanting to fuck a lactating Bionicle or Shadow the Hedgehog or something
The Disturbed version of The Sound of Silence triggers a part of the brain that doesn’t exist in sufficiently evolved beings, such as dogs, silverfish, groundhogs, basically most things aside white people.
I hope I live to see the Native American Temujin massacre my bloodline
just tried to get an AI algorithm to find a cis person who loves calling the UK "TERF Island" and doesn't love DMing teenagers and it committed suicide
Gotta be AI because you know no orangutan would ever say this
Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 6d agoThank you Mr. Orangutan
listening to the new fall of civ episode borobudur looks so fucking cool holy shit
it's not really that big a deal but if you don't like Jim Croce you probably are legitimately evil
Super Mario Brothers Super Show - Season 1 Episode 5 - Rolling Down the River Frame 434/2955 Timestamp: 00:03:56.4
In the dawn’s early light I recall a boy named Donald He and Vlad, they were happily wed Hey, at least in my head I think about that orange guy I think about that orange guy
You know what? To hell with these negotiations! *unfucks your life*
Show some respect, or you will not live long in Hong Kong.
that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · last wk.Rep. Lauren Boebert insists that public Christian worship events are necessary for America to experience revival: "I don't think that Jesus ever called for any Christian to pray only silently or to keep their faith hidden only in the prayer closet."
old bottles of antifreeze are worth a fortune on the black market because they still taste sweet