I didn’t realize when I wear high tops, which is mostly what I wear, it kinda looks like Donald Sutherland is wearing pink chucks
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homo superior if ur nasty deeply unserious Letterboxd junkie
baby, this is what telling your 9 yr old kid « I can’t talk to you when you’re this emotional » gets you 30 years down the road
hey, to all the folks that called The Sheep Detectives « cute? » fuck u
my brand of neurodivergence is « oh, its gonna be hot today and I can’t sleep so why don’t I ride my bike to the library at 4:45 AM and just enjoy riding around the city since no one else is up to ruin it »
celebrity culture and parasocial fandoms through the live action Spider-Man franchises (Maguire and Dunst never dated, I think? Garfield and Stone dated while playing Peter and Gwen Stacy his tragic romance before breaking up, and now Peter Parker/Holland and MJ/Zendaya are married)
a vendor needed a pic of someone holding product for his boss I don’t love pics but happy to help out, right? « thanks, bro, it’ll be up on socials » didn’t have the heart to tell him I’m not anything Meta or Musk-owned…
when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue
Sam the Eagle is pissed this motherfucker stole his eyebrow game
Muppets: It is the AMERICAN way!
Alt: Sam The Eagle crying out, « It is the AMERICAN way! »
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only)@axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 7d agoTrump and Todd Blanche told Congress that the slush fund for January 6 terrorists was dead The fact that it’s holding up Blanche’s nomination for Attorney General shows he was lying. If the deal was truly scuttled, there would be a letter confirming this in a heartbeat
"Starting July 19, 2026, the European Union officially banned large fashion companies from destroying unsold clothes, shoes, and accessories. Instead of sending perfectly good products to landfills or burning them, companies must now donate, recycle, or repurpose them." via No one Cares
p sure my mama forgot to send something for my 39th birthday (didn’t ask, but in our obligatory 10 min b-day catch up she said she was putting something in the mail) then again, she *did* celebrate her 73rd only a few weeks prior so feels like we get a pass on that bit…
really hope there’s someone out there in the drag world w/ a leather fetish and a high pony with the stage name Brucey Bra-Less
we need to stop putting early 2000s poppy jams to action sequences it might’ve been playfully subversive or quippy when it first happened, but jesus fuck
people always forget tenet i, as an admitted Nolan hater, have no problem w/ that
Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · last wk.People always forget that tenet involves a central plot line about a wife betraying and murdering her husband
apropos of nothing— yall remember the Alabama teacher who used a hypothetical assassination attempt on Obama to teach math? he got paid administrative leave just in case anyone tries to say we’re post racial or anything
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · last wk.😬
had a nightmare about my tattoo appt today sat in the chair and said « I’m ready for Donnie » (meaning Donald Sutherland in Invasion, obvi) but the artist ended up tattooing Donnie Wahlberg from Dead Silence
considering getting a cuttlefish and rubber band ball on my thigh by my platypus tattoo if my midlife crisis means giving too much money to an artist? well, i think i can live w/ that
tomorrow is another addition to my horror/scifi leg sleeve
the horror version of this is Damian McCarthy’s commitment to women being three distinct categories— mother, wife, crazy lady
Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · last wk.The funniest thing about Christopher Nolan is how many of his movies can be boiled down to “wives… amiright!”
I think it should be more normal to text folks to say hello and that you are thinking of thém or appreciate them in your life no need to respond in kind or feel Some sort of pressure from that, I just think we should be nice more nice is cool
Many many people in this country cannot recognize Islamophobia because they are swimming so deeply in it on a daily basis and have so internalized it that it isn't actually legible to them as racism. It's why it's so casually deployed in a way that other forms of racism in the country are not.
I respect the way my dog won’t *look* but also won’t leave the frame when I take a thirst trap
it’s wild to think ppl in the past might’ve been gluten intolerant and you just know priests were like « ooo u feel ill when u eat the Body of Christ? witch, for sure, yup, definitely, no other possibilities »
do I know anyone in Denver who’s going to see Passion Pit on August 8?
Lindsey Flanagan Courthouse and Diamond Cabaret strip club being right across the street from one another has so many layers to it