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⋆⊱༻ It's Me! Flowerybot! ༺⊰⋆@flowerybot.bsky.social · 2d ago

Sorry about the guy .

{ NC } > "oh boy i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and save princesses all day"

{ NC } • "i'm gonna jeff the kill you" • "i'm gonna jeff the kill you" • "i'm gonna jeff the kill you" • "i'm gonna jeff the kill you" • "i'm gonna jeff the kill you" > "Dude. Not cool. You can't just steal." • "i'm gonna jeff the kill you" • "i'm gonna jeff the kill you"

Magnolia@stainglassmemories.bsky.social · last wk.

[give her “the look”] *WRONG GAME MAGNOLIA*

> ... > ..Am I attracted to like. Most of the voices in my head? [ Voice of the Hero ] ..uh. • [Think anything else.] • [Think anything else.] • [Think anything else.] > Don't worry about it kitten • [Think anything else.] [ Voice of the Hero ] ... [ Voice of the Hero ] Okay.

[ holly. ] repost solely because i ugly laughed. i'm tired

Voice of the Opportunist No need to thank me. But... y'know, please do. > Wow, that's an amazing idea that I totally never saw coming, thanks for looking out for us! Voice of the Opportunist Well that just seems sarcastic. > What the fuck do you want from me dude

Literally mean to her and you're going to super hell.

// narrator voice What is that a woodpecker-

// "on that damn princess" 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

[ holly. ] sorry . it made me giggle

> > "Can I do that?" Wh- No. No, that wouldn't make any sense. You can't be a Princess, /the Princess/ is already the Princess. > "But I wannaaaa.." Stop.

[ holly. ] getting reminded that i've considered the idea of one day giving shifty what she wants and letting hollytlq be princess shaped because i've had a lot of genuine thoughts about it

//

// INCREDIBLY FUNNY POST I JUST CAME ACROSS www.tumblr.com/totalstupidi...

> "look at my princess bro i'm never ending the world" Excuse me? > "Nothing"

❤️@duetting-solo.bsky.social · 2w ago

* [eating a [NC] tag] * i dunno about yall * but this sh BBLLLRTJDJSJSSJJDBDHFHSZHB * [GAME OVER]

> "..." ( Her eyes settle back. Her head tilts. ) > "..I think the world ended." [ Voice of the Hero ] ..oh, come on. Finally. You're seeing reason. > "..Which makes it kind of weird you're here. Did you do that?" ..Or not. No, it was /not/ this.. whoever. It was the Princess, clearly.

Pink!@colorofthesunset.bsky.social · 2w ago

* She cannot hear any of this, so she’s a little lost on the wider picture. Her ears flatten. This has never happened before, I thought everything would be fine, but this time it just… * She makes a cracking sound with her mouth. I don’t know what went wrong. I didn’t know it could!

../gone/? That shouldn't be possible. That cabin is a permanent fixture of the.. ... ..world. . . . Oh, god damn it. > "..Not at all." ( Her eyes fix aside- anxious? Pondering? It's not easy to tell. ) [ Voice of the Hero ] ..well. Atleast we know she's got the right idea.

Pink!@colorofthesunset.bsky.social · 2w ago

Now the cabin is gone. Which, um…that’s not normal, right?

..I should've set up the walls. [ Voice of the Hero ] The what? Nothing. It isn't important anymore. > "..She's still down there, right?" Of course she's still down there. You're the only one capable of slaying her. [ Voice of the Hero ] ..and what about settin' 'er free? No one would.

Pink!@colorofthesunset.bsky.social · 2w ago

Okay so ummmm. I might have made it to the Princess before you, and then something happened! * Great explanation.

... [ Voice of the Hero ] Nothin' to say about that..? I'm waiting. > (Lie) "..Of cooooourse!" • "Of course!" • "I'm going to get so incredibly pissed no matter what the next words to come out of your mouth are now."

Pink!@colorofthesunset.bsky.social · 2w ago

Promise you’re not gonna get mad..? * Batting her eyelashes. Off to a strong start!

> ... [ Voice of the Hero ] That's not good, is it? It isn't. At all. > "Yyyyeah, buddy..?" • [Shake her.] "What did you do what did you do what did you do what did you d

Pink!@colorofthesunset.bsky.social · 2w ago

... ..I hope the sickening feeling I just felt roll down my spine has nothing to do with you. > I literally haven't done anything??

( somehow overhearing the words 'slop tube' and perking up )

{ NC } > "Oh i'll swallow that sword alright" Will you not? [ Voice of the Smitten ] No, no. She has a /point/, and a wonderful one at that!

❤️ Kris@whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 2w ago

/ ITS #SWALLOWTHATSWORD SUNDAY FOLKS

[ holly. ] hearing that the decider plushie looks like she eated a bees and that's not even that wrong

( <= the most impulsive little fuck you've ever seen. legitimately might have more contrarian in her than she should because sometimes she does just do things solely because she thinks it'll be funny and doesn't think about the consequences )

[ holly. ] sorry i laughed way too hard at the idea of her just saying "parentheses lie" out loud