THE NARRATOR.
@neverdecaying.bsky.social
I’m only delusional if I’m wrong. And I’m not wrong. I can’t be wrong. IC: https://www.tumblr.com/television--addict/817166961763139584/guess-who?source=share
// the knife line doesn't make as much sense with a sword instead of the tiny little pristine blade but the princess is thinking like this
Jerma985 Battleaxe Arc - The Axe that Never Swung (2021-2025)
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THE NARRATOR.@neverdecaying.bsky.social · 5d agoYou step forward, your grip tightening on your blade as you steel your resolve. "Oh? No talking, then? Fine. What even makes you think you can kill me? I'm probably chained up in this basement for a reason, right? And if that knife is the only weapon you have, you'll have to get close enough to +
/She's/ not dangerous. /She's/ just a princess. The danger comes if she gets /out./ Don't plant foolish thoughts like that in people's heads.
/Thank you./ You could all stand to be a bit more like her, you know.
Pink!@colorofthesunset.bsky.social · 2mo ago//look. Eventually you have to move on from the damsellock and see what this narrator guy is cooking
Surely if I send more people to slay the Princess, the job will get done eventuaWhat the fuck are you doing. Stop that.
She was talking about me. And she's working under the incorrect assumption that I do /all/ the narration. That's ridiculous.
"𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 '𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞'." - 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲.@dere-wagwagmagic.bsky.social · 2mo ago* ... * ..That's dumb. I'm going back to pretending it's a hot ghost girl I've never noticed.
if you aren't gay or a woman then why are you like that?
／／ ooo i know narrator MAD!! he thought this interaction was for one day!
Hands clasped, the two of you open the door, and step out into a new day. You irredeemable murderers.
How rude. *I* haven't done anything. If I could, I'd rid the world of you myself, but I can't, so I haven't.
The Stranger.@pathinthewoods.bsky.social · 7mo agoAs far as I'm concerned, you both come into /my/ dungeon just to kill me. Not very heroic.
I doubt I'll have to worry about that, because it won't happen. The fate of the world rests in very capable hands.
The Stranger.@pathinthewoods.bsky.social · 7mo agoAnd what if I come for you first, when I "end the world" as you say?
Because I know I'm right, so I have nothing to feel sorry for.
The Stranger.@pathinthewoods.bsky.social · 7mo agoI'm going to cry and it's going to be your fault. How can you live with yourself
She's right to be sorry. It doesn't mean, however, that you should forgive her.
The Stranger.@pathinthewoods.bsky.social · 7mo ago
"... Uh-huh. And you're aware this all just sounds like a way to save face for trying to kill me, aren't you?" And now the world-ending Princess you've decided to trust thinks you're either insane or a compulsive liar. Good going, "hero." As you bring the saw to the door, it gives. Obviously. +
MACHINE ID: V1@ichorcoatedplating.bsky.social · 10mo ago+ YOU'RE A DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL TO CROSS. ALSO HE TRIED TO CONTROL MY BODY AND LOCKED US IN HERE. [IT REVS THE CHAINSAW, BEFORE TRYING TO SAW THROUGH THE DOOR.]
"Uh... sure? Who's 'he,' though?" You make the half-witted, asinine, and quite frankly insane decision to put the Princess down to attempt opening the secure door. She leans against the wall of the stairwell. What, are you a monarchist or something? Or just a pure nihilist? This is a lot of +
MACHINE ID: V1@ichorcoatedplating.bsky.social · 10mo ago+ KEEPING FROM ME.
It's the end of *everything.* There is no "living after," because there is no "living," period. I cannot believe you're so selfish that you'd end the lives of countless people to spare the life of one. A subjugating monarch, no less. ...Gah. Fine. You lift the Princess into your arms, and she +
MACHINE ID: V1@ichorcoatedplating.bsky.social · 10mo agoPRINCESS UP THE STAIRS.]