I may have joie de vivre in barrels and an unstoppable sense of adventure, but days like this also remind me I'm not a spry all-gas no brakes take the lickin and keep on ticking 19 year old mutt anymore. Shit gets sore, yo.

I spun up a wolverine and unleashed him on the unsuspecting populace. Enjoy.

Rús, PNW Wolverine@ruswolverine.bsky.social · 18h ago

Riding to work (plus a little help) got me fucking amped and feral this morning. Need dick serviced, or a chest and muzzle to paint.

Sup kiddo? Innit past yer bedtime? Alright,one go at Mariokart since ya aint started school yet. Dont tell yer ole man, yeh? If i gotta hear one more lecture about bein a "responsible adult" I might actually vomit.

This just in: Nagging works! 🥂

Jake Eakle@jseakle.bsky.social · 2d ago

it's real!! it's finally real!!

Sup, breh? Special delivery, certified fresh n tasty.

FROTNITE BATTLE ROYALE

T.S. Eliot called April the cruelest month what for the memory of wanton suffering and such. Ole boy never spent an August in the American southeast. It's 96 degrees at 10am. If ever there was a modern testament to humanity's addiction to collective self-flagellation this is it.

A chicken that isnt a massive asshole. Dry-ass cornbread. The number of that guy you met at the bar last night. He seemed "a bit much" but hey, trust the process sometimes right? Might just end up with an actual golden retriever boyfriend or a molly plug. #WhatsInHotaysSaddlebagToday

OTD 11 years ago, I married this newly minted SSgt. We ran the math. Since then hes spent nearly 3.5 years overseas without me. Today, the order was published. No more. We've done enough and can come home. Proud of you, @pupdresden.fuckedup.farm. We made it. Happy anniversary. Stand down.

Go with daddy to get a shower~ 🧼🛀 YCH to Regit on telegram thank you so much!!

So two fun facts: I find it insanely hot when a dude cums in almost no time at all. @brandusedbur.bsky.social has a hair trigger when you're frotting. These two things are related. Be a good pup and pass me a towel, yeh?

Palate cleanser: Back in NC safe n sound.

I admittedly lost touch with Havoc some time ago (our lives took us two different directions), but I'll always remember him for his no-bullshit attitude while also being uncommonly kind to those he found along the way who needed it. Losing one of our own is never fun, but... yeah...

Stopped for some beaver scritches and brisket sammiches.

Well folks, it's come down to this. My last trip up to Shady J and hopefully North Carolina. Next you Atlanta boys see me, I'll be heavy one husband/life copilot and our normal lives can finally start. Love you all. See ya on the road! Bark. #DresRetirementTour

#NewHoodDay is best day. Hi Balor! Welcome to the pack!

Pup Dearg@pupdearg.bsky.social · last wk.

Now you see me, now you… bark? Dearg won’t be lonely anymore. Joined by Balor, he finally has someone to talk to 😈 Big shout out to @mrsleather.bsky.social for the new hood. I am in love!! #PupPlay #NewHoodDay

You know how they say "get the cop out of your head"? That applies to the reporter in your head, too. That's the voice that says everything you see and hear is an existential crisis that demands an immediate response. Take some agency over your time and attention. You only have so much of either.

Good boys stay hydrated.

Sometimes I still can't believe I actually live here.

Polyamory and pack culture is like the Reverse Waltons. Wake up, stretch, and grab your phone. "Mornin, pup." "Morning, lil dude." "Morning, bitch." Everyone's checked in and survived the night? Good. Let's get to it.

I only bring my sonas out around cons, the holidays, or specific situations becauss I've largely rebranded as a fulltime pup. At least for now, the paws stay off the wheel of drama. Everyone has a place in the pack regardless of who they are or what their occupation is. I've no time for edicts.

So. I made a thing and set it all up. I will go live tomorrow for the first time and I guess we'll see how this goes? XD twitch.tv/dresdendawg

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Alright that's enough with the hot takes. Let's take our pants off and bring the temperature down around here, alright?

If you order a pizza but walk to the place to pick it up, that basically balances out.

Art i did months ago Hes not very good at this game

Wakey wakey. I made you a tea.

If you see this, QT a pic of yourself in sunglasses. (Pup version)

Andyboi@andyboi.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you see this, QT a pic of yourself in sunglasses W/ @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm