Atlanta Pup Dresden
@pupdresden.fuckedup.farm
40. Gym Rat. Furry. Geardo. Married to @hotayhoof.fuckedup.farm. In lesbians with @BrandUsedBur.bsky.social Master's Degree. Demisexual. Intellectual Himbo/Certified Dad Minors/Under 18 DNI
Friend: "Nobody has EVER gotten me off just from oral." Me:
#mcm #MonochromeMonday What? See something you like, homo?
FYSA: Am gruff masculine power bottom. Plan your flirtations accordingly. Sluts.
FYSA: Am gruff masculine power bottom. Plan your flirtations accordingly. Sluts.
Zero Week for college football. Come join yer dad on the couch while he enjoys a beer and soak gridiron action.
A hard part of navigating queer space for me after spending 20+ years in very heteronormative situations is that I am always terrified I am going to fuck up someone's pronouns. Mostly because I've called everyone in my social circle "Bro" or "Bub". So if I ever misgender: totally not on purpose.
Me: *working out* Spotify: Sup bro? Me: ....lifting. what's up? Spotify: Fleetwood Mac. Me: Wait...wha Spotify: Landslide. Me: Wait no... Spotify: 🎶 "And if you see my reflection..." 🎶 Me: 🎶 "In the snow covered hills...then the landslide brought it down." 🎶 🫠🫠🫠🫠
Hello. I am your queer trans ally gym bro dog. Sup?
My top five Simpsons quotes I use the most: "Is it about my cube?" "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." "The percolations are imminent." "I liiiiiike Langdon Alger...he's really quiet and he enjoys puzzles."
Little League World Series: *happens* Me, a grown adult, to 12 year olds on the screen: "See? Shortstop didn't look the runner back at 3rd. Gave him the jump he needed. And the throw in from 1st to the catcher was low. They gotta clean than up."
Triste
ALT: Triste
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Yo. Sharunda at the Howell Mills Sport Clips? Miss Ma'am. You are my new forever barber. Talking bout "Don't come to my house uninvited. I might be buttnekkid on the couch eating chips n salsa and watching true crime stories. Rude." Girl. Giiirrrrl. Same.
Too many of y'all sent this to me and I've never felt more seen...
bnui 🇲🇽@bunnbnui.bsky.social · last wk.so many asses to pick from!
Going to a gay owned and operated gym is great. And not just for the open bay style showers. The comfort of the space is <3 as well.
#MCM #MonochromeMonday Rare face picture to show off the week+ of facial stubbery. Bark n stuff.
Fun fact I haven't gotten off in like 4 days hence all the HORN posting. Just sayin.
