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'tis I, mother of Atticus. Sorry about that.
I've got 700 calories left. I'm going to have skinny cheese on skinny bread cheese on toast and a Freddo. I swear I'm running up that clocktower if I'm not skinny by September.
I could be a travel agent, no bother. I've searched the entire internet and factored in parking/train to the airport, lounge, transfers/car hire and I've got about four strong contenders but I just can't make my mind up!
Do they really need any advice to go more Nazi? Are they aiming for Ubernazi? If they go any further right they'll bump into their own arses. Full 360°.
Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 8h ago🚨 BREAKING: Former neo-Nazi Joshua Bonehill-Paine has resigned as a Tory council candidate "Kemi has instead offered that I become an adviser to the Conservative Party’s Culture and Integration Commission, specifically focusing on how young men become radicalised"
I think I'm going to send myself for an early bath. He's out, Atticus is asleep (probably on the internet all night) dog's been fed, I can't have dinner because I'm too fat. So bath it is.
In other news, I've lost half a stone. Not bad for ten days dieting. In other, other news, I'm utterly HANK. Could eat a cold scabby horse.
Himself's job might be ending early and Atticus goes back to school a bit later because of his school burning down and I know it's a very first world problem but I can't find a suitable holiday. I've searched every corner of the internet and confused myself.
Obviously anyone running about a crowded city stabbing people is terrible, but just pay attention to how much attention this gets in the media. Because it's a woman, stabbing men.
Le Monde in English@english.lemonde.fr · 8h agoWoman arrested after four men stabbed in central London
They're so clever. I love rats.
APOPO@herorats.bsky.social · 10h agoHeroRAT-in-training Dudu is mastering systematic search. Guided between two trainers, she searches a 5×20m box at half-meter intervals, sniffing for explosives. When she finds the target, she scratches the ground, hears a click, and races off for her reward! #APOPO #HeroRATs #ClickerTraining
The banks pay £5bn a year less tax than in 2022 because of Rishi Sunak's bank tax cut which has never been reversed.
Was it meant to crash into the moon? Or was it just like all the other shit rockets that he builds that explode at will? Faulty sat nav?
I don't suppose there's any chance space nonce was on the rocket that crashed into the moon? But we can live in hope. Fingers crossed everyone! ,🤞
The collaborator. Why doesn't it stop me??
Cloud Head@cloudhead.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you were to give your brain a name, what would it be?
Amazing how the amount of criticism you get online diminishes when you just block people.
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
Two pairs of brand new jeans, direct from Levi's, both the same size, one is at least two inches bigger around the waist 😑 this is why it's impossible to buy women's clothes. I hate clothes shopping.
who wants to hang out at "The Vats" tonight? 8pm. leave your guns at home. youtube.com/live/MTO40m5...
The Vats, by Walter de la Mare
YouTube video by Nunkie Films
youtube.com
the local news will just let you call yourself anything you want
The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.
*adds 'poor mobile telephone reception' to my ever growing list of things that are shit in this country*
Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 2d agoWe aren't angry enough about how shit the phone signal is in the UK. I've been up mountains in mainland Europe and still been able to get 4 bars of signal, whereas over here I can be sat in a pub and my phone will think I'm on the fucking moon.
I love this. Corvids and cats are two of my favouritest things.
Acid Rain@bearysweet.bsky.social · 2d agoEcho the Australian magpie annoying a tuxedo cat named Gilbert in Thames, New Zealand. The pair are known to be friends, though the magpie is often described as an annoying sibling that frequently pushes limits. They are part of a group called "Tuxedoes Unite" located in Karangahake, New Zealand.