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Yeah, of course I use AI* to write. *me drunkenly screaming Italian opera lyrics into a native Windows XP text-to-speech program running on an Eee PC from 2007

Not enough touchdown celebrations interact with the mascot. It's such a no-brainer. You'd think everybody would be out there dancing with the mascot a bit. Everyone loves a good mascot dance. Never see it any more. Just a dying league.

and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious

It's the photons, really. When we figured out how to make photons it was all pretty much downhill. Never should've fucked with the photons, man. We were never supposed to have this many here.

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

I think today may have been the hottest day I've ever experienced at my apartment. My internet modem overheated while indoors and nowhere near direct sunlight. If this becomes the norm then this city is done.

Really not looking forward to the Kessler Syndrome being caused by an exploding orbital data center because a bunch of rich idiots don't understand thermodynamics.

It's wild that NFL players aren't allowed to do any victory dances that involve pretending to speak into a hidden microphone in their wrist while placing fingers near their ears, to mimic relaying information via radio, which implies the games may be scripted or otherwise coordinated with the League

So there's this weird thing where I'm a quarter Mexican but have never marked myself as being Hispanic/Latino on any job form. I was told by my family growing up to not mark that box because jobs just use it as a market to not hire you. And now I just never check the box out of force of habit.

So, there's this ChatGPT commercial that plays, and it's all about all these people doing some sort of nebulous office job in a professional environment using AI to just...do things with their jobs? But nothing about the little snippets of these peoples' jobs...actually make sense?

We are excited to see the Steam Frame release! Unfortunately, our engineering team did not receive a dev kit, so our Steam Frame support will be limited until we get hands on. We will work on it as soon as we're able to!

[gently turning the final page and closing the book, tears in eyes] "...but they knew they would always have that magical weekend in the dumpster behind the Arby's on the corner of Duke and Midway. And that was something the Zombie King could never, ever take away. The End."