⚠️ GOBLIN SAFETY WARNING ⚠️ Before hauling today, remember: • Coworkers aren't ramps (unless the King slides back). • Farts are for team-boosts, not self-defense. • If a flower ticks... hold onto the King! The Playtest is LIVE. Go break our physics engine (link below)

Dragging an obese, slippery tyrant across a fantasy landscape takes true goblin coordination. The All Haul the King Playtest is LIVE! 👑💥 Grab 3 friends, master the momentum, use the explosive flora, and let's see how far you can haul that royal blob (link below) 👀 #indiegame #coopgames #playtest

ALERT: The King is dead, quiiiite heavy, and VERY slippery. We need a group of highly coordinated (or highly desperate) goblins to haul his body to safety. 🚨 The All Haul the King Playtest is LIVE! 🚨 Request access on Steam and start dragging 👑💀 (link below)

You: "How hard can it be to drag a body?" The body: An obese, slippery tyrant with ragdoll physics. Find out yourself. The All Haul the King Playtest is LIVE! #IndieGame #SteamPlaytest #CoopGaming #AllHaulTheKing #GameDev Link below 👇

👑 The playtest is officially LIVE 👑 Attention, loyal goblins! The servers are up, the physics are ready to be tested, and the King’s heavy, slippery corpse is waiting for you. It is time to assemble your crew, coordinate your farts for that extra boost, and start hauling! 👇

Royal Decree #1: The King is dead (again) 😵👑 Royal Decree #2: We, the goblins, must drag his corpse to the Throne of Resurrection immediately. 💥 The All Haul the King Playtest gates are officially OPEN! 💥 It's time to do the heavy lifting: request access on Steam now👇

The body is getting cold and we need fresh meat to drag it. Sign up for the playtest now or the crows will eat our King! 👑🐦‍⬛ (Link below)

We have a job opening 👀 Duties include: - Haul a dead King - Yeet him when friends get annoying - Blow him up with local flora The All Haul the King playtest is recruiting. Want first-access gameplay? 💀👑 👇 Sign up right now in the link below!

An indie game where you drag your dead Goblin King home. - Co-op drag the king's corpse - Use plants and animals to move him - Grab power ups from animals Sign up for the playtest: playtester.io/all-haul-the-king by @housefiregames.com #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame

Una de las cosas q me molestan cuando la gente pierde el culo con los anuncios de publishers cools es q luego los estudios q sacan los juegos sobre los q construyen su imagen dichos publishers no alcanzan ni la mitad de tracción cuando se muestran por su cuenta y hay q darle una pensada a esto

Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam@housefiregames.com · last mo.

The King is dead! (Again...) And it’s our job to drag his heavy, slippery ass to the Throne of Resurrection 👑 The playtest is opening very soon. READY FOR FIRST-ROW ACCESS TO THE CHAOS? Sign up for the Steam Playtest and be the absolute first to play! (link below👇)

This is one of the reasons I love indie dev studios, because you never know what they're going to make next.

Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam@housefiregames.com · last mo.

The King is dead! (Again...) And it’s our job to drag his heavy, slippery ass to the Throne of Resurrection 👑 The playtest is opening very soon. READY FOR FIRST-ROW ACCESS TO THE CHAOS? Sign up for the Steam Playtest and be the absolute first to play! (link below👇)

The King is dead! (Again...) And it’s our job to drag his heavy, slippery ass to the Throne of Resurrection 👑 The playtest is opening very soon. READY FOR FIRST-ROW ACCESS TO THE CHAOS? Sign up for the Steam Playtest and be the absolute first to play! (link below👇)

Brand-new Steam page? Check. Brand-new trailer? Check. Dead tyrant ready for dragging? Double check. Your turn to do the heavy lifting. 💥 Sign up for the All Haul the King playtest to be among the first to play 💥 (link below)

WIP version of the king inside ice cube

For some reason we’ve made it so you can try and fuck each other in front of a corpse. Enjoy, I guess?

first version of the freezable water

Celebrating midsommar. Let the festivities begin.

We still here, showing these little fuckers who's boss.

pov: blue baby (cant walk yet)

what the fuck is that??

Aahscension Day

Ladder? I hardly know her.

This foul creature has been given the gift of sight

I finally taught my chud son to smile

Our nonverbal intern made this over the weekend (Inspired by leanbreastmilk on Instagram)

Tickle me. And rub my belly.

That's one JUICY splosion

Main menu in progress (just imagine everything different). Plus MUSIC (which also will change).

@hudsonbik.bsky.social had a hand in many (all?) of these amazing tunes, so while you're grooving out to the Mayor May Knott soundtrack, you should also check out the soundtrack to @housefiregames.com 's Eclipsium, which he also made! hudsonbikichky.bandcamp.com/album/eclips...

Eclipsium (Original Game Soundtrack), by Hudson Bikichky

24 track album

hudsonbikichky.bandcamp.com

we got new sounds, volume way tf up! 🔊 🔊 🔊