Enzo Maresca is here at Tatton Park play area with his kids. Should I ask him wotswot?

Cute to see all the thick United fans saying "Solskjaer Premier League Champion" for season 20/21 when the charges are only until 2018 😂😂😂

Quite the seismic afternoon. 115 drops and Oasis tickets secured. A rollercoaster. Serious decapitation of our senior leadership needed if this leak is even half true and proven.

The wife has had the email with the code for Oasis tickets. Part one successfully negotiated... 🙏🏻

This dangerous fucker needs locking up. Quickly. Endangering life at sea? Attempted murder? Carrying a bladed weapon? How many charges here you reckon? The delicious irony if this cunt ever needs to be rescued from his many threatening excursions in the Channel would be off the charts.

Emma Yeomans@yeomans.bsky.social · last wk.

Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.

Has he been abandoned by his barber as well? Crocodile tearing cunt.

Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · last wk.

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

Top of the league. Three points clear at the international break with Arsenal having to hold that battering for a couple of weeks. Lovely stuff. Not perfect but very enjoyable this team.

Fans leaving already 😂😂😂

Mark McGagh@howb1zarre.bsky.social · 2w ago

So Spursy that 😂 Be the better team and then concede with van de Ven off the pitch getting treatment and some shambolic decision making from Robertson.

So Spursy that 😂 Be the better team and then concede with van de Ven off the pitch getting treatment and some shambolic decision making from Robertson.

Tax dodging, non dom, money hoarding cunts don't get to have an opinion. Fuck off.

Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social · 2w ago

Why does the BBC have as one of its lead news stories this morning another Britain-hating interview with Jim 'the UK has been colonised by immigrants' Ratcliffe? What public interest is this serving?

Sheeran's everyman shtick has always been bollocks. Being "apolotical" or neutral effectively supports the status quo. He's chosen commercial preservation when political scrutiny and heat has turned up....like I said, fuck him.

Mark McGagh@howb1zarre.bsky.social · 2w ago

Be more Macklemore. Fuck Ed Sheeran.

Be more Macklemore. Fuck Ed Sheeran.

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2w ago

Macklemore says Ed Sheeran and his team decided to remove him from tour due to his comments in support of Palestine, after Kraft Group rallied stadium owners and gave Ed an ultimatum:

I am going to consume so much #content today. City podcastsers...ASSEMBLE!!!

"And move and fire! And move and fire!"

I wonder what Alan Shearer thinks of that second half?

5 out of 5 is unreal. What makes it better is we're already EIGHT points ahead of them lot. Magnificent.

Manchester City@mancity.com · 2w ago

WWWWW.

What a result. What a second half performance. What a bunch of lads. Maresca perfect tactically after the red. A bit of guile. No end of effort. Tons of housery. Ndiaye, Anderson, Enzo, Guehi, Haaland all magnificent. What a save from Gigi at the end. Absolutely fucking delicious 🤌🏻🙌🏻🥳🔥

Ndiaye has done everything Cherki was expected to do after we went down to 10 men and didn't. He's been great!

How many times is Oliver going to get in the way?

Ooohhhhh now we book both players for a fracas

Denzel Washington: Alright

ALT: Denzel Washington: Alright

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Maybe we're not reffed differently after all 😂

Mark McGagh@howb1zarre.bsky.social · 3w ago

We are reffed differently at OT, always have been. There is a clear pattern of new precedents set all the time. Today. Kompany on Nani. Young no red card on Aguero. Dalot knee high on Doku last year (nothing). THAT Rashford "shepherding" goal when he was so far offside he was in M33.

We are reffed differently at OT, always have been. There is a clear pattern of new precedents set all the time. Today. Kompany on Nani. Young no red card on Aguero. Dalot knee high on Doku last year (nothing). THAT Rashford "shepherding" goal when he was so far offside he was in M33.

Pretty lamentable all round that red card passage of play. Hospital pass from Nunes for starters to Foden. Foul from Fernandes, then a kick up the arse then a third little kick. No wonder Foden reacts. For Fernandes to get away scott free is ridiculous. Stupid from Foden though.

Any of those FPL spengs tried to guess the team yet?

I’m just a person on my fucking knees begging the government to use its absolutely massive majority to do something extremely fucking popular: save our democracy.

Orange men are usually loyalists aren't they? Idiot.

Sky News@news.sky.com · 3w ago

Trump 'would love to see' Irish reunification - and claims 'it will happen eventually'

Imagine being Ben Duckett and scoring 55 runs, in total in this series, against this version of Pakistan. Pathetic.

They've just casually mentioned Costa made 8 saves like it didn't happen 😂😂😂 Porto's first home defeat in 2026. Did I watch the same game as everyone else? 0.22xG for Porto. 0 shots on target frim 5 attempts. 2.30xG for us from 20 shots, 10 on target. Would have been a bumming if not for Costa.

Mark McGagh@howb1zarre.bsky.social · 3w ago

Thank god for that, I can turn Shearer's brain numbingly tedious bollocks off now. You'd think we'd have just imploded and thrown the game away the way he's been going on all half. Know nowt bellend.

Thank god for that, I can turn Shearer's brain numbingly tedious bollocks off now. You'd think we'd have just imploded and thrown the game away the way he's been going on all half. Know nowt bellend.