Thought I was a genius for changing my outbound voicemail message to “Take Me Off Your Call List, I Didn’t Apply for Anything,” but it didn’t stop the 7-8 daily spam voicemails. Joke’s on you, suckas: I quit deleting them a week ago & now that voicemail box is nearly full. Fuck you straight to hell.
Ann Gentle
@huckle3erry.bsky.social
NSFW myself, HBU? I ride bikes & cry a lot. Love is love, trans rights are human rights, fuck cancer. Yes, that’s Henry in my profile pic. 💔
I made a new friend yesterday evening because even my Sesame Street Spanish was enough to communicate in front of the dude asking her too-personal questions that if she didn’t feel safe when she was ready to leave the cocktail bar, I’d go with her and wait until Lyft arrived. Learn more languages!
An 8-yo riding a bike was hit by a car in Omaha Sunday. Second child 10 or younger hit & seriously injured within a few days. NO mention in the article of helmet, crosswalk, light, fault. 264 comments on the local news’ FB post, 263 blaming the kid &/or the parents. It’s SUMMER. Slow the fuck DOWN.
What are the chances that in the morning I’ll remember the massive spider web I’m watching being so masterfully built across my front porch tonight?
One of the quiet bright moments of lockdown was Sam Neill serenading us on the ukulele. This type of tenderness feels rare nowadays, how lucky we were. Thank you for everything. ❤️❤️❤️
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO MY NEIGHBOR OUTSIDE FOR FIVE EVENING MINUTES YOU GODDAMNED MOSQUITOES
This is my favorite kind of “free, you pick up post.” The site is for usable items in Omaha, about an hour from North Bend, but I don’t think geography is the reason these recliners won’t find a taker. Hope springs eternal. Probably like the springs in these seat cushions.
Just talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes.
sorry, we're deciding this one by goals per capita
Put the stickers on something. You don’t need to save them. They’ll make more.
I know beef is expensive now but costco, nooooooo
Happy Father’s Day to everyone for whom the day is complicated. I see you. ❤️
Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.
World Cup delight reminds me that I still love my country. I just hate the corrupt, criminal greed of the oligarchy and their spiteful, felonious leader.
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Just bought a file cabinet. Pretty sure THIS (latest among dozens or organizational tools) will fix EVERYTHING 🥸
A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list for raping kids.
An effective alarm clock would wake you and then deliver some unspeakable truth.
Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should
I created a template for a cute and paste application for reparations from Trump’s slush fund with the directions on how to apply. Go get em. open.substack.com/pub/shero/p/...
Everyone Can Apply for Trump's Slush Funds
A new announcement from acting Attorney General Todd Blanche means that the floodgates for
open.substack.com
FACEBOOK!! I don’t WANT a rising fan or whatever contributor badge. You can just stop asking.