Dad-ish
@hungpdxnerd.bsky.social
Poly, vers, cat and puppy dad pretending to get into trouble but actually playing Mini Metro
I just need to stop by the time machine and then I'm there!
BearByDay@bearbyday.bsky.social · last yr.Cum on over already!!!
When one of the drummers doesn't show up and you use your suspenders to just throw their drum on top of yours for the pride parade.
Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF
Hairymusclenerd@hairymusclenerd.bsky.social · 2mo agoAdvertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF
We're well past crotch high by the 4th of July for these tomatoes!
I had to crop out the wet floor sandwich board but everyone should remember to be safe in and not run, skip, mince, prance, or gavotte in the locker room
"Had I to choose between seeing a world in all its color or to be completely enveloped in a man's thick thighs, I'd choose the latter each time" -- Helen Keller, as interpreted by Anne Sullivan after she went hard on some laudanum
I should just rebrand as Glasshouse Guy a la Blue Shower Guy (@ockham-after-dusk.bsky.social)
Some morning coffee or something not totally staged or anything
#throwback plugged up, piss soaked, smoked down, came hard
Dogs do what dogs do outside. #piss #piercedcock #hairybelly #gaycubs #watersports #nudeoutdoors
Haven't done a #fcf in a hot minute, and it was hot last night because my buddy set the hotel room to 80° because WHYYYYY
