eohynn
@eohynn.bsky.social
Queer. He/him. Aspiring poet and novelist, avid cook, and frequent gamer. Also here for the occasional thirst 😉. PDX is home.
This just in: Mondays suck again.
Justin (He/Them)@ingot.bsky.social · last mo.There's no witch hat this morning 😭.
(1/4) Diabolical Reality-TV miniseries pitch: A group of allegedly gay cis-men are all lodged together in some villa / estate / mansion-yacht hybrid (insert setting here) where they need to discover and then eliminate whichever contestants they believe to be straight.
Okay I did actually tear up a little at the OoT Remake announcement today. I’m…cautiously optimistic!
Seriously thought this was an Onion article or AI at first. Nope…
William Adler@williamadler78.bsky.social · 2mo agoWe are not a serious country
I would like to be ravaged into the ground, please *respectfully*
When dogwoods exist, why the fuck would you ever plant a Bradford pear tree?
Do we think the pharmacist who’s filling out my SSRI’s is flirting with me be honest
Sometimes you go through older photos and find one you like (please excuse the bookshelf mess; I was moving).
How could I forget? One of my favorites. Although the “semi-monthly” schedule has thrown some people off since it takes place in the rift between space and time; it’s kinda like a JeremyBearemy thing. Just get a friend who has been before to invite you and you’ll be fine.
Dad-ish@hungpdxnerd.bsky.social · 6mo agoK Hairing: A Semi-Monthly 80s Cultural Moment
Whenever someone asks me if I’m going to the queer dance party going on that weekend in Portland, I always need to ask which one? There are so many to choose from:
I gotta say, my favorite thing about the Winter Olympics this time around has been all of the dogs that somehow unexpectedly end up on the raceways and just run run run to the finish alongside the Olympians: there have been two that I’ve seen so far. They just seem so happy. 🥹
Sometimes I start to worry that I’m getting older, but then I stop because I’ve blown a load so big that I need to wipe it off of both my shoulders.
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
the inevitable end point of Grok is doing child porn in a poor imitation of the style of Studio Ghibli, which will cause Hayao Miyazaki to assume his final form and sing the song that ends the world.
I bought a house that’s 112 years old this year and, naturally, I’ve been mentally preparing for the possibility of getting haunted sooner or later. Well, I think it may have started happening.
Utterly lost while wandering in a Lowe’s but I’m listening to Lux on repeat so it’s okay
