You know it’s bad when the Costco gas prices are looking like civilian gas prices
Pinging someone with “Hey” and nothing else in teams chat
The dating app game really has me feeling like I have something irredeemably wrong with me
Blocked the Mango Chutney guy from TikTok because his content pissed me off
Last thing a Japanese waiter sees before I point to what I want on the menu
Your Boss that openly calls everybody on the team stupid but won’t socialize or disseminate any information related to work or organization changes
You gotta be extra shiny Glen Powell if you think we’re fucking Me:
I hate when my cats run away when I’m trying to pet them it makes me feel like an incel
Girl at the gym with a shirt that has Bella Edward and Jacob from twilight with Boy Genius in big stylized letters
“Its only champagne if the grapes are from the champagne region of France” Is the original did you know Tame Impala is just one guy
Hoping that Big Beautiful Notification hits my news app this 4th of July
How it feels to talk to your bosses boss about how good the reorganization is going, actually
Just saw a bird get a worm at this late hour (credit: Will Heideman)
This is what I mean she’ll just be sitting here like this staring
Koshka will literally walk up to me and look at me like this for no reason and run away when I try to pet her
Lexapro during summer got me swamp assing so bad I just hydroplaned off the toilet
T-minus 2 days until Will takes the first part of the CPA exam