kory
@koryr.bsky.social
Former 4 ⭐️ QB 🏈 Family first (except my ex-wife) 🏡 2 kids - Braxtlyn & Lockheed-Martin 💕 Through god all things are possible 🙏 John 3:60 ✨
Me and some of the boys are gonna go look a gift horse in the mouth after work today. Who tryna join?
What if instead of calvin klein, his name was kevin klein and my underwear said kevin klein on it. Just something to think about. have a blessed week
ATTENTION it’s steely dan Tuesday, you must listen to at least one steely dan song today post your proof below or face the steely dan curse
Hey does anyone wanna hop on Slay the Spire 2 multiplayer
My cat has been watching Meowpill content and keeps calling me a Low Value Owner
Evil Daft Punk be like “Softer, Worse Than, Slower, Weaker” 🤣 Just a little thought experiment for ya, happy Friday
BEANS BEANS BEANS (to the tune of FE!N Just a little thought experiment for ya, happy Friday
Getting drunk and going curling with the boys could change the world
It’s imperative that you don’t tell anyone this but I had dessert before dinner tonight
Guy who goes to chuck e cheese for a slice and a pint on his lunch break
If the Super Bowl was patriots rams I was gonna blow my shit off smooth
Guy who bursts out laughing every time he gets to 6 and 7 when counting his reps at the gym
Here’s my top artists and spotify somehow has the gall to call me a boomer just bc I like Jimi Hendrix and steely Dan 😤
Cited the Bible in my chemistry exam where I mentioned the elements being air, water, earth, and fire. Why did I get a zero? I’m being persecuted for my beliefs!
If you haven’t watched Frankenstein yet you gotta check that shit out
Had a dream that I was playing guitar hero with Sabrina carpenter and she was cool af