Wide Wednesday or whatever. Craving cuddles 🥺 I swear I'm soft and comfy despite the abs
Reupload from last year! Absolutely accurate portrayal of my twink death 💀
We have this vending machine at work that's basically a slot machine. ~90% chance you get the item you bought, the rest the beast consumes... Today I was a lucky chub: not only did it give me the chocolate bar I bought but it knocked off one more! Diet be damned, that chocolate tasted extra sweet 😎
Ugh the weather's becoming more and more fatphobic by the day 🥵
One sexy thing about having lost a little weight is how much softer my belly has become. I feel like a pudding 🍮
Went to throw the trash out today wearing a shirt a couple Xs too small and I let my belly hang out, no tucking away. I'm proud of myself, gimme a cookie.
So bear brained that every fat bearded guy I see I assume he’s one of us.
i wouldn’t mind a “dick pics: off” filter on this app
If you aren't at least this stuffed, you should be grabbing another plate of food.
So apparently I grew buff enough to need a seatbelt extender in cars. For a while I managed to put on the seatbelt in the front seat but not anymore. I've lost this battle in the back seat a long time ago.
if you’re on the fence about doubling your weight.. just do it bro
It should be illegal for bears to have access to generative AI
You know you're fat as hell when your belly becomes an "unexpected item in bagging area"
Dumb shit I've been told at the gym (never asked for any of it): 1️⃣ eat only spinach for 2 months and you'll lose weight 2️⃣ wear a big, tight belt and you'll lose weight 3️⃣ do lots of ab workouts and you'll lose weight
Idc about your weight loss journey how about a weight gain journey let’s talk about THAT
