If I was a popular Minecraft YouTuber I’d post "Hey guys, stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, I only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then turn my phone off
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This is where I post my general thoughts.
I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. They’re a wheel of heads, walk around using thousands of tiny tentacles, have an eye on the end of each arm, and can push their whole stomach out to engulf prey.
also plushie preorders are now available!! this marks the second coming of june + the first time kaina plush and meg plush will be made~ available until further notice as i raise funds~ megrocks.shop
shes gonna sing the doom song now nsfw alt -> patreon.com/megrocks #art
Yes, I in fact DO write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art. “Did you hear about that actor performing a play in front of a crowd? Clearly only doing it for attention.” Shut up. I’m trying to say something and I’m not gonna say it in an empty room.
Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah as an Easter/Christmas song, Cranberries’ Zombie as a Halloween song, and Bruce Springsteen’s Born in the USA as a July 4th/generic US patriotism song have to be a trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every year
Flour comes from grinding wheat, which is a plant Sugar comes from sugar cane, a plant Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, a plant Therefore, technically, a cookie is a salad
Oftentimes you’ll see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "I don't think that's true :)" to yourself and then try to move on with your day. If you don’t, I promise you, you WILL lose your mind.
As much as I hate those fake, probably AI generated Gossip Harbor ads with the snakes, I can’t deny this one screencap is pretty funny
“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, while “use phone” is a cantrip, and girl, I am a level 1 Wizard
Fun Fact of the Day: Juseph Pujol, better known as Le Pétomane, was an accomplished flatulist, a fart performer, who was a regular performer at Paris's Moulin Rouge. His audiences included King Edward VII of England, King Leopold II of the Belgians, and Sigmund Freud.
My ideal Minecraft base that I always find the most fun to work on is an increasingly complex network of rooms and tunnels carved into the side of a hill.
If Pokemon is short for "pocket monsters" And Digimon is short for "digital monsters" Then Salmon must be short for "saltwater monsters"
It's okay not to feel okay. It's okay to feel overwhelmed. It's okay to cry. Never feel like it isn't, it's healthy to let it out than to keep it all in. Watch a comfort Movie, play a game or talk with friends. You matter. You are awesome. 🫂
“What if you regret it?” Then you’ll experience regret That’s a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience
We’re witnessing the gentrification of “tumblr sexyman" in real time and it’s extremely disappointing. No, Live-Action White Boy #265 played by Ryan Gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. I can’t believe I have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker, it probably isn't a sexyman.
New coloring from @wanderjegson.bsky.social I sadly could not contact the original artist directly so it'll be takne down on request. So sad that marvel tokon is bound by playstation tho.
⚡Oharai, Gumadachies! It's not just Friday, but also the end of July as well! July has brought in a lot of hype game announcements and games (for me personally), and August is looking to be just as stellar with its releases too. As always, let's roll up our sleeves and do our bestest best~☆
The phrase “get his/her/their ass” is so unreasonably funny to me. It’s like the modern day version of “seize them.” Huge win for the English language.
It's okay to have good and bad head days. Have a self-care day if you need one. You'll be okay and it will pass. 🫂🩷
⚡Oharai, Gumadachies! We're almost near the end of July, and August is just within reach. This heat may be dreadful, but let's all hold out for just another month till Sember. Also, happy birthday to my bestie, @jayjayshak.vtubers.social! May they continue riding through brighter sunshines~☆
Hi. I am Shark. I am 25 cents old today. I am oldge. 🎂
“Do you think you’re above the rules?” Mostly just the stupid ones. If you want me to follow a rule, you gotta make sure it’s not a stupid one. Otherwise I’m gonna disregard it. This shouldn’t be a difficult concept to grasp.
You know how in Greek myth sometimes people who die tragically get put in the stars by the gods? Call that a constellation prize