Dafni

@hydratichydra.bsky.social

This is where I post my general thoughts.

If I was a popular Minecraft YouTuber I’d post "Hey guys, stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, I only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then turn my phone off

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. They’re a wheel of heads, walk around using thousands of tiny tentacles, have an eye on the end of each arm, and can push their whole stomach out to engulf prey.

Yes, I in fact DO write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art. “Did you hear about that actor performing a play in front of a crowd? Clearly only doing it for attention.” Shut up. I’m trying to say something and I’m not gonna say it in an empty room.

Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah as an Easter/Christmas song, Cranberries’ Zombie as a Halloween song, and Bruce Springsteen’s Born in the USA as a July 4th/generic US patriotism song have to be a trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every year

Flour comes from grinding wheat, which is a plant Sugar comes from sugar cane, a plant Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, a plant Therefore, technically, a cookie is a salad

Oftentimes you’ll see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "I don't think that's true :)" to yourself and then try to move on with your day. If you don’t, I promise you, you WILL lose your mind.

Fun Fact of the Day: Juseph Pujol, better known as Le Pétomane, was an accomplished flatulist, a fart performer, who was a regular performer at Paris's Moulin Rouge. His audiences included King Edward VII of England, King Leopold II of the Belgians, and Sigmund Freud.

It's okay not to feel okay. It's okay to feel overwhelmed. It's okay to cry. Never feel like it isn't, it's healthy to let it out than to keep it all in. Watch a comfort Movie, play a game or talk with friends. You matter. You are awesome. 🫂

We’re witnessing the gentrification of “tumblr sexyman" in real time and it’s extremely disappointing. No, Live-Action White Boy #265 played by Ryan Gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. I can’t believe I have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker, it probably isn't a sexyman.

The phrase “get his/her/their ass” is so unreasonably funny to me. It’s like the modern day version of “seize them.” Huge win for the English language.

“Do you think you’re above the rules?” Mostly just the stupid ones. If you want me to follow a rule, you gotta make sure it’s not a stupid one. Otherwise I’m gonna disregard it. This shouldn’t be a difficult concept to grasp.