When someone asks me "Where are you from?" I like to answer "My dad's nuts." Probably the left one, because I ain't right.
Astolfo
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I'm Astolfo! (any pronouns) I post whatever's on my mind.
If Pokemon is short for "pocket monsters" And Digimon is short for "digital monsters" Then Salmon must be short for "saltwater monsters"
Someone asked me what my gender and pronouns were today and I was like "You expect me to have a gender? In this economy?"
What if your doppelganger loved being you more than being yourself? They're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. I want clone horror but the horror is the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.
It's imperative that it ends with you killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands, btw
Want to see a rare Simpsons Comics dub while seeing how Hank Scorpio appeared more in these comics than the show? Here's the video for you! youtu.be/Z5OrISfFmZQ?...
What Happened to Hank Scorpio in the Simpsons?
YouTube video by The Simpsons Theory
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People like to tell me "It must be so sad living in Florida. Y'all don't have any seasons." Oh that's where you're wrong. Just because I don't see a leaf turn orange doesn't mean the vibe doesn't shift. We HAVE seasons. They're just different from normal. Allow me to explain.
Fun Fact of the Day: Announced in 2015, 100 Years is a film written by and starring John Malkovitch that will be released on November 18th, 2115.
⚡Late Oharai, Gumadachies! Today is a cloudy but not-so windy day today here, and I haven't been to the farmer's market in ages, so that's today's plan~ I've also checked out Gameoverse pilot yesterday as well. If you haven't seen this yet, I implore you to. It's rad as heck~
Remember: Life is like a wiener. Sometimes it's up. Sometimes it's down. But it'll never be hard forever. And if it's hard for more than 4 hours....maybe call your doctor. Something's wrong.
No amount of regret can change the past. No amount of anxiety will change the future. Any of amount of gratitude will change the present. It won't solve every problem you have, not on its own, but it does give you enough light to see what's still in your control.
Because of rain on Sunday, I didn't get to do my yearly Mother's Day tradition with my guardian, so we went out today instead when I got done with class. It was nice. We went out shopping and I got some stuff. I enjoyed it. I think I needed it.
I swear, once the weather around here cools off, I'll be unstoppable. Unless, of course, it gets TOO cold. Then I'll once again be stoppable.
Some people can rotate a cube in their mind, but I'm better. I can rotate MULTIPLE cubes. In my stomach. .....I swallowed some dice. Send help.
I get transvestigated at time and it's funny. They clock my Adam's apple and are like "You'll never be a woman!" but they'll clock my ass and tits and be like "You'll never be a man!" Both happen as often as each and it's funny to me that they're both right but have to collaborate to get there.