Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️
@iamdwalt.bsky.social
Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne. https://dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com
In which the Japanese discover Texas barbeque, Dawson is made fun of, and I probably should have stayed in bed. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2026/08/13/d...
Dylan Goes To Reading Chirnside Park.
Reading Chirnside Park, Chirnside Park Disclosure Day – July 2026 I’ve talked before about the secret joy of going to the movies by yourself. Turns out, in my case at least, the joy mai…
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Kane Cornes is the new Cameron Ling. He’d find Ivan Milat innocent. #AFLSaintsBlues
These Channel 7 commentators will be the death of me. There’s less dick riding on Pornhub.
So, as I recall, they unveiled this during one of the quarter breaks of the 2009 AFL Grand Final, where I was in attendance. The person who came up with the name had won a competition to do so, and Kraft made a big deal of him, showing him on the screens at the MCG and so on.
John Delmenico@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · last wk.The society you once knew no longer exists 😔
“He pulls a hip drop, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the sin bin, you send one of his to Hell. That’s the Chicago papal way.”
Bring back the saxophonist as an integral part of a rock band. If INXS and Bruce Springsteen could make it work, a lot of others could too.
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 2w agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
That wasn’t pretty, but getting the win in the end was the most important thing.
In which fourth walls break, Michael Caine buys a house, and I reach a milestone. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2026/07/26/d...
Dylan Goes To Hoyts Greensborough.
Hoyts Greensborough, Greensborough Masters of the Universe – June 2026 Chat amongst yourselves while I take a minute to look this up. There’s a line someone said about being good in bad…
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Two options. Jonathan Frakes, or Kevin Harlan
Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 3w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.
Buncha humourless chuds who wouldn’t know comedy if it bit them on the arse don’t realise the CNN reporter is clearly setting Mamdani up for the zinger. Every Groucho Marx needs their Margaret Dumont.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · last mo.CNN: You jumped into a pool with a full suit on. What's with the full suit? Why not some shorts or, you know, some trunks? Mamdani: I think I misunderstood the term swimsuit.
in honor of Mel Brooks' 100th birthday, everyone need to yell "Awwwww piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!" and then punch somebody
Its good to be the 100-year-old king. Happy birthday to one of my idols, the great Mel Brooks youtu.be/zJn8hu00Gao?...
Hope for the Best Medley (Mel Brooks Tribute) Harry Conick, Jr. + Friends 2009 Kennedy Center Honors
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Not that it was scintillating radio to begin with, but that Friday afternoon show on Gold looks like a dead duck as well.
From now on, any of our so-called media class who take what this curdled cunt has to say even remotely seriously should be encouraged to investigate first-hand the effects of toasters in bathtubs.
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 2mo agoGina Rinehart says Queensland should give some of its islands to Elon Musk