IanH Creative force of nature

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Performer/creator/writer/maker/all round clever clogs

Also.. coming from an Improv background I love unintentional typos that give you a whole new bit to play with... in one of my previous posts on here I typed Coroner Shop instead of Corner Shop... that's a decent bit to write a little thing about and no mistake.

I was chatting with an author the other day about character names and how hard they are... You want them to sound interesting and perhaps give a hint of who they might be but also you don't want them to go full restoration Comedy Lord Fannysnatcher and Lady Comely-by-Nature

Nearly Great Moments in History. Issac Newton gets hit on the head by a satsuma. Washington gets halfway across the Delaware and forgets why he was going to the other side. A Wooden Hearse is left outside the gates of Troy Prince Albert absentmindedly puts a magnet in his trouser pocket.

todays writing thing... new proverbs Never tilt your cap at a statue, it just embarrasses you both. Give a cornishman a fiver and you'll get to sniff his Pasty. There's always a pin for a difficult Whelk. Tap on glass, kiss my arse. A burp is just a premature fart. Polite company often isn't

The wanderer “This place is very ridiculous indeed!” I heard myself say it and immediately thought, you sound like a petulant Victorian child in a gingham dress! And who knows? I might be just that. Well, no. I’m not. No gingham here just a sort of grey jumpsuit thing.

So, I'm making myself do some writing again.. I have been trying to write a larger piece but it has fallen off a little due to work and other stuff. I think I just have to give it some room to breathe and stretch my writing muscle in another direction for a bit.

Here’s the thing… I don’t believe that it would now be possible to “cancel” Doctor Who… sure the BBC might not be actively making the program at the moment (or more accurately have one currently commissioned). But it has now so much cultural magnetism it will very definitely return in some form.

I don’t have recurring dreams but I do have recurring places in dreams… last night it was a hotel I often dream about… not a real place I’ve ever been, in fact not a place that could exist really. It has many notable features one of which is The Bathroom