"Oh look, it's whatsherface from the 3rd floor. Gosh, she seemed so lovely and like she would be someone to hide me in her attic when the time came. Oh well". It is now my deep fear that one day soon I will recognise one of these people as a "corridor colleague" and I'll just have to resign.
A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.