danger marshmallow 🦡
@icetyph.pmd.social
she/they/it lvl 27 beast irl ace/polypan minors begone 🔞 suggestive posts, interacts with nsfw users friend of eggbug
ive done the math. i have to hit knuckles with my subaru outback
You should try having an animal or Pokémon that your friends will immediately associate with you and say “YOU” every time they see said creature It’s good for your soul
You should give this kobold wizord all your spellbooks...
"israel comes to me in my dreams" in an exaggerated northern midwest accent will go down as the most banger zionist dem line in human history
oh sick the healthcare guy won this time
danger marshmallow 🦡@icetyph.pmd.social · 12h agowho would win $50 trillion from israel or the healthcare guy
You see the problem with leftists is that they are too busy agruing with eachother instead of doing any what do you mean they are winning elections now
who would win $50 trillion from israel or the healthcare guy
not to be a walking sheetz ad but they did the crazy mfs did it this shits so fuckin good
danger marshmallow 🦡@icetyph.pmd.social · 3w agoas someone who hates when restaurants put cheese or plain cream cheese into things without explicitly telling me, i was utterly devastated when i discovered that jalapeño poppers were stuffed with either of em and not just breaded and deep fried jalapeños id eat the hell outta fried jalapeños
me, at the gas station counter, lowering my sunglasses to glare at the cashier: do u know who i am
danger marshmallow 🦡@icetyph.pmd.social · 3d agoim typhlosion, by the way
