icksticko

@icksticko.bsky.social

perennial Twitch viewer. gamer with a lowercase g. I Spy enthusiast. makes funny typos sometimes. writes things competently sometimes. maybe you’ll see that shit someday. he/him.

[beep] You need a level 3 keycard for the Panera Bread bathroom. [beep] You need a level 3 keycard for the Panera Bread bathroom. [beep] You need a red jewel to open the Jersey Mike's bathroom. [beep] You need a level 4 keycard for the Gamestop bathroom. [beep] You are peeing in a Johnny Rocket's.

it’s me, The Owner of the Famous Casio Motorcycle As Heard On Hustle Bones By Death Grips. no you may not have autographs. ive got important clubs to go to. *i rev my casio motorcycle and drive away. a foot away. i enter the CVS. i exit with a lemon lime gatorade and meds.*

that pokemon freeware thing is cool n stuff but people just post lists of the pokemon they want and that feels like cheating even though it ain’t. you gotta work them into casual conversation. tapu koko.

i find it funny that the commercial for the OoT Remake I keep getting has a shot of Link playing Zelda’s Lullaby in the Water Temple. y’know something people famously thought was fun and loved doing.