Pretty deer man #alastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart

"𝘏𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘸."♡

A wild Rio appears ˳ᐟ

͏⠀ on ／ air.

֢ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍_♰ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ₊ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝔇𝙴ʹ𝚁𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽.@broadcasted.bsky.social · 10mo ago

⠀ ＊ ᅠ temp ⠀ ⠀ pinned. ⠀ 𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑; ⠀ ⠀hell's ⠀ ⠀most ⠀ ⠀po͟werful ⠀ ⠀sinner.

Peeking in ~

Hello everyone.~

Blitzo has this bumper sticker on his van

“Don’t worry, I can handle it.~ And it fits into the 𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘱 𝘢 𝘥𝘢𝘺 thing.”

B U N N Y@bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“….That’s a lot of caffeine-“

Well. She’ll sit with her huge cup of coffee then.

a woman sitting at a table with a stack of coffee cups on it

ALT: a woman sitting at a table with a stack of coffee cups on it

media.tenor.com

“Anyway. Good morning!! Who wants coffee?”

Vibing.~

𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⋆⁺₊❅.

‧₊˚✧[ 𝕀’𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕀’𝕞 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕕 .ᐟ ]✧˚₊‧ ꫂ ၴႅၴ ↻ & ❤︎

❪ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝐑𝐈𝐎 ᝰ.ᐟ ❫@icyrio.bsky.social · 11mo ago

′𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵′𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 .ᐟ 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯 .ᐟ 𝘐′𝘮 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯' 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘐′𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥

′𝘊𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵′𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 .ᐟ 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯 .ᐟ 𝘐′𝘮 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘯' 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘐′𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥

Falls over!! “Nilla! You’ve gotten even stronger!”

Peeeeeks ..

𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘐'𝘥 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘥

I think his broadcasts say otherwise.~ But perhaps I’ll humor you. What kind of entertainment can you give a gal like me?

⌁₊˚⊹ 𝕍𝑂✘ ⊹˚₊⌁@voxtechenterprises.bsky.social · 11mo ago

If it's entertainment you're after, I'm your go-to guy. Alastor knows nothing about it. Not even the meaning of that word.

🎸Admin is Toby/Nitro 🎸26 years old, MINORS DNI 🎸shit poster but also lit Adam rper 🎸pls no politics, transphobic shit, etc. no drama either. 🎸this account is for rp and shit posting purposes 🎸assume everything after this post is ic pls (Continue in the comments)

I don’t think he’s a freak. He’s an interesting man. Satan knows we need all the entertainment we can get down here!

⌁₊˚⊹ 𝕍𝑂✘ ⊹˚₊⌁@voxtechenterprises.bsky.social · 11mo ago

If anyone deserves a piano on them, it's the radio freak. Watch him do that!!

No!! She’s not doing that to Alastor. But the perverts who catcall her on the streets? They’ll get piano’d.

⌁₊˚⊹ 𝕍𝑂✘ ⊹˚₊⌁@voxtechenterprises.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Might he suggest the radio demon? He's pretty dumb.

╭──────────.★..─╮ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ╰─..★.──────────╯ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ “ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ… ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ? ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴘᴜɴɪꜱʜ ᴜꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ɪᴛ?” . ₊ ⊹ .₊

There’s a huge pot of coffee in the kitchen. And a vixen with a comically large mug.

The urge to drop a piano on someone stupid. Or maybe an anvil.

“With white powder on you? I mean, you do you.”

Mystical Mercenary@mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“I feel Bonita !” *happy squeals*

╭──────────.★..─╮ ʙʟɪᴛᴢ ꜱʜɪᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ ╰─..★.──────────╯ ‧₊ ˚ ⊹ "ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪꜱᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ!" . ₊ ⊹ .₊

a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands on a purple surface

ALT: a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands on a purple surface

media.tenor.com

( Frog blinks .. ) You good?

Mystical Mercenary@mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 11mo ago

*falls from the ceiling covered in white powder*

┆✦ʚ Welcome to the show! ɞ✦┆

~ ˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦　　　 　˚　　　　 . ★⋆. ࿐࿔ 　　　.   　　˚　　 　　*　　 　　✦　　　.　　.　　　✦　˚ 　　　　 ˚　.˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　 　　 　　　　 ੈ✧̣̇˳·˖✶ 𝘛𝘙𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘜𝘚 𝘞𝘐𝘛𝘏 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘚𝘈𝘍𝘌𝘛𝘠 𝙏 𝙍 𝙐 𝙎 𝙏 𝙈 𝙀 , 𝙅 𝙐 𝙎 𝙏 »»» 𝙈 𝙀 ««« 𝙏 𝙍 𝙐 𝙎 𝙏— 𝘜𝘚, 𝘯𝘰 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘴 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘!