GNU megatip: when submitting a patch to *-patches@, never mention "bug" in the subject line; otherwise the e-mail is re-routed to bugs-*@. lists.gnu.org/archive/html...
Kamila
@iczelia.net
programmer, mathematician, 22yo girl. https://iczelia.net/. https://github.com/iczelia
Hannah Höch, German (1889-1978), Aus dem blühenden Tal, 1937, oil on canvas, 75.5 x 70.5 cm, private collection
you go to a date for "human connection", i go because i see a new potential investment opportunity i always open by pitching my AI startup and giving her my linkedin. being high worth means finding other high worth individuals. the lock-in never stops. i am currently single and $200K in debt
they coulda trained opus 5 to learn that typescript 7 is stable now because it simply refuses to believe oxlint with type checking enabled only takes 28ms to run
one-click Denial of Service bug in Firefox ESR (download+open a RSS feed); it keeps opening new tabs ad infinitum, destroying your session and forcing you to `kill -9` the process.
The fact that your computer boots (i.e., you see the login screen after pressing the power button) is nothing but a mere coincidence.
"If a bird is within 50 feet of a coop, it probably belongs to the owner of that coop, so don't fuck with it. birds further out are probably wild birds, and thus open to be collected." "what if a bird has one leg within range and one leg out?" "what if you shut the fuck up?" Bava Batra.23b7
Why are explanations of QMC and K-Maps as given by lecturers to execute on paper always so obscure? All you have to do is to repeatedly massage the expression and apply the identity x0 ^ x1 v ~x0 ^ x1 <=> (x0 v ~x0) ^ x1 <=> x1.
Kamila Szewczyk: A Gallager-Type Redundancy Bound for Binary Shannon-Fano Coding https://arxiv.org/abs/2607.04192 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2607.04192 https://arxiv.org/html/2607.04192
the adrenaline rush of having a result and having a proof you doubletriplequadruple checked is correct but only having to write it up in a presentable form is so crazy
github.com/iczelia/malb... when i was 15 i set the world record for the most complex program written in it.
GitHub - iczelia/malbolge-lisp: A lightweight (350MB) Lisp interpreter in Malbolge Unshackled, often dubbed the hardest turing complete programming language.
A lightweight (350MB) Lisp interpreter in Malbolge Unshackled, often dubbed the hardest turing complete programming language. - iczelia/malbolge-lisp
github.com
More people die of heat stroke in Europe (161 daily; [1]) than in school shootings in America (12 daily; [2]). Maybe it's time to stop laughing at them and install AC units in residential buildings. [1] - www.nature.com/articles/s41... [2] - www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
on friday carried a heavy dot matrix printer first home, then up 6 flights of stairs and it was the biggest workout I've had in months. moving my hand felt like a lifting a clothes iron for hours.
