Is today the day I start to like baseball? No, but I'm here anyway

Maybe, but Santiago Cañizares missed the 2002 World Cup, where he was slated to start, by dropping a bottle of aftershave and somehow severing a tendon in his toe. Ever Banega ran himself over with his own car while getting gas, breaking his left ankle and leg.

Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 5d ago

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

"This is Just to Say" when, you cowards

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

Wait, what the hell am I supposed to do in the morning without the Tour de France? Are you people expecting me to *work*?

When you tweet after an Argentina loss, sometimes you say crazy shit.

Anyone got the offside image from Lamine's ruled out goal? Haven't seen it yet.

Lamine’s little brother is such good value

KLOPP EATS FRENCH FRIES WITH KETCHUP German culture is dead

I can understand if Egyptian fans feel aggrieved after that, but I also think it's important to point out that Messi went supernova there and it was INCREDIBLE. Just said WE WILL NOT LOSE and boom.

Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person

CRISTIANO RONALDO EXITS THE STAGE

and ONCE AGAIN none of the Spanish players sing along to their anthem. Shameful!

One of the funniest things is that FIFA could simply have said the ref made an error, which is true, and then moved on, but instead it's this circus of their own making (plus getting in bed with yet another corrupt administration) and, well, yeah. Good job, idiots.

The World Cup is over

They should, imo, just call obvious offsides at the time, to prevent 30 seconds of play that they know they're going to call back.

Tough loss. On to the next. Uzbekistan better be ready.

We are all Uzbek today Until later, when we're Congolese

Sorry absolutely not sorry that I am rooting for Spain against my country of birth

I spend large amounts of time identifying the exact location of pictures my dad took in the 1980s. I'm pretty good at it.

Ryan Nanni@celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

No world cup series post today as the one I'm working on has run long and work ran busy.

for like 3.8 years straight: Portugal seems lovely, maybe we should take a vacation there one day, I heard Ken and Lauren had a wonderful time during the World Cup: MAN FUCK PORTUGAL

WHAT A DAY WHAT A GROUP OF PLAYERS ALLEZ CONGO

Am I watching in my living room with my CDR shirt on and ignoring everything to do with work? OH YES I AM BECAUSE THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

Look at these absolute heroes

David Reid@licklepuma.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised

I AM NOT OVER CDR'S GOAL YET AND I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER WILL BE

Today's post is pretty near and dear to my heart. I have so many stories and this is the one that felt right today. ALLEZ CONGO

Amazing from Cabo Verde!

Really enjoyed Telemundo's commentators Remembering Some Guys. Edy Tavares is the most famous Cape Verdian athlete of all time, according to them