my wife doesn't believe i would make a good Hungarian president 😭😭😭

Claude just called me babe at work,,,

she physically restrained me so she could steal my joke 😭😭😭

nia (cia asset)@nia.is.fckn.gay · 2d ago

call me the endocrine system the way i make whore moans

Made mici with @red-shifts.bsky.social and @nia.is.fckn.gay 🇷🇴🫡 good things to come out of romania ranking: 1. @nia.is.fckn.gay 2. mici + pickles + a cold one 3. that numa numa song

OH: "watching you turned me on and that made me think of rust"

good: I'm on a date with two beautiful girls bad: they're both compiler engineers and are now drunklingly rambling about "effects systems" and "trait solvers"

prebby wock :3

​Hayley Gayley🏳️‍⚧️@im.fckn.gay · 2w ago

todays haul ✨

chainsmoker cat continues to be cinema. Great chaser rep this episode.

you know what sucks about being 8+ years on estrogen? I can't just get hotter by doing nothing anymore. Gotta actually hit the gym or learn make-up or some shit if I want to get prettier instead of just sitting on my ass waiting on the hormones to do their thing it's transphobic really

i finally made a blog. only post rn is about the miri thing but once allocator is done that's coming up next. can't believe I'm a big important influencer now 😌 nia.gay

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Notes on systems, software, and whatever else will not leave nia alone.

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low stakes conspiracy: there's an active psy-op going on on Reddit to convince people that women's bathrooms are more disgusting than the men's this stuff gets posted on any thread about the mens bathroom being gross, but in reality the womens are almost alway spotless

@nia.is.fckn.gay this is an intervention

rustc stole my wife 😭

sure! who do i know with a milk frother?

woke oak@oakley.bsky.social · 2w ago

top 10 girls who now own a milk frother

⚠️ PSA: have you contributed to any of the repositories under github.com/rust-lang/ ? if so you may be entitled to a new gender. ℹ️ Learn more at valerie.vg

I have acquired a new, expensive, addiction. Cigarettes? Ketamine?! no no don't be silly. online gem auctions

debating how to pronounce gif is for dumb nerds. we are debating how to pronounce yiff. like true scholars.

She's a 10 but she keeps farting on me when we cuddle 😭

had a great party yesterday, immediately followed by not one but two instances of queerphobic and sexual harassment 🙃 i had almost managed to forget how many people are a just a pure waste of life

would a woodpecker peck her wood if a woodpecker could peck wood

nerdsnipe: given infinite moves could you move "all" of they dye over the line? if not, whats the limit?

Annette@weeble.bsky.social · 3w ago

Okay let's simplify. Just two glasses each. We can move *more* than half the ink across the board to the other side. That feels quite unintuitive.

i just realized that the fritz cola i've been chugging every night for the past week have like 25mg/100ml of caffeine... no wonder i havent been sleeping 👁️👁️

kangaroo stir fry

i was gonna shitpost about chainsmoker cat being tranny representation after 1 ep but then i watched episode 2 and now I genuinely believe it is

jerk chicken with jank pina colafas

TOCTOUa! race on that thang

She's a 10 but she keeps farting on me when we cuddle 😭

really liking these new firefox mascots

this week is fucked. I'm just done with it all tbh. Gotta stop expecting shit.