Fine

fine and dandy.

y’all still here?

Some of y’all are single and we can tell why 🙂‍↕️

Today??

Khristoff@khristofflee.bsky.social · 2y ago

Eating the last of thanksgiving leftovers today 🤤

how the scammers find me on here too damn

oh hey y’all

so what was y’all favorite thing on your plate yesterday?

I’m a firm believer in scrolling past something that I don’t like instead of engaging. More people should try it

who made the mac and cheese?

i wish i had fairly odd parents

ass getting so fat idk where to put it.

Happy 69th birthday to Bill Nye.

define “crash out.”

I know we made jokes about our girl having her hand out but she ate with Sir Davis and Cécred.

i really need to start getting on here more.

i love crime shows and movies because they give me ideas.

y’all can keep the eaters, i want a swallower. just put the whole body in your mouth.

yellow and orange look so beautiful on black people.

I’ve… I’ve been drinking ladies and gentlemen

how do you answer the phone?

i’m quiet a lot because i support shutting up if you don’t have anything valuable or sensible to say.

Ur sick.

jordan@osothrowed.bsky.social · 2y ago

not too much on aquafina

Gladys Knight's Neither One Of Us is such a good but sad song.

please don’t ever think i’m trying to take your girl, i don’t even like sharing.

i just can’t escape yo ass 😭

Heather 🏳️‍🌈@damnheather.bsky.social · 2y ago

Coochie so wet I’ll wash a bitches sins away

If you can’t be vulnerable with her, you’ll never truly have her.

kendrick and beyoncé were separated at birth.