Keith Day

@improbus00.bsky.social

Rooting Rules for the World Cup: Decision 1: Were you a colonizer or colony? If colony, I root for you Decision 2A: If you were both colonizers, do you still have royalty? If no, I root for you Decision 2B: If you were both colonies, then we go on vibes and/or chances to actually beat a colonizer

Before each game, they should develop a graphic with scores out of 10 for each team in the following areas: Athleticism: Size: Finishing: Passing: Defense: Organization: Depth: Ambition: Shithousery:

Just had my last class with kids I’ve taught for 4 years and I am a sobbing mess. I am so proud of them and will miss them sooooooooo much. I’m sure all my fellow “one teacher programs” are feeling the same thing this time of year. #Latin

Nothing like falling asleep on the couch during the 1st quarter of a west coast playoff game, only to wake up at 11:30 and get sucked into the second half of that playoff game. Good luck getting back to sleep, middle aged man.

I love the NBA but there are two things they have to fix 1) Too many 3’s. I get that they make math sense, but watching Andre Drummond and Time Lord take turns shooting corner 3’s is just not what I’m here for. 2) The forearm shove that Tatum, Brown, and Shai use on every drive. It is a foul.

@mattpt55.bsky.social Could the fact that the cars aren’t always taking the high speed corners at the highest speed possible actually be helping the ‘racing’ because the outwash isn’t as devastating when you aren’t on the edge? If that is the case….isnt this actually good?

@spannersready.bsky.social Can F1 set budgets so that the pots of money must be used on a specific season’s car? I’m really annoyed by the “we are putting all our money and time into 2026” when it is 2024. There should be a dedicated budget for the current season and another for future development.

Nothing in sports makes me more insane than the stutter step penalty. It is illegal and just never ever called. Also, a saved penalty should be an immediate goal kick. Give the goalkeeper a break