the evil wizard
@imsablee.bsky.social
i'm sable (or seth, that also works) PFP by @nikod-d.bsky.social
If you were on the fence about ditching discord, fluxer has a setting BY DEFAULT to put a little kitty meow cat next to your message bar
You know that annoying thing where you just cannot draw the hands right? I don't, I'm goated
Instead of saying I'm gonna Kms, I've started dming death threats to one guy I know
😡🌩️🔥Negative Affirmations🔥🌩️😡 -They WILL pay for how they've wronged you -It WILL feel cathartic -Your wrath IS warranted
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
this is the best comment i've ever seen on any footage of my game. pack it up. there's no topping this.
Based on my past experiences in the restaurant industry I’m pretty sure this truck belongs to a coke dealer.
My associate and I are pioneering new technologies aiming to make productivity freakier. We're dubbing the project "Freakductivity" and are looking for potential investors.
Earlier today my dumb ass lit my own hair on fire because I wanted to check if a lighter worked with my hair down
Australians talk like they have a speech to text software constantly listening to them and if it ever picks anything up as a word they explode
I love how in every joke breaking bad AU where they're like regular chefs or they synthesize estrogen walt is extremely intense about it
"rhythm heaven", or in the EU known as "rhythm paradise", or better known in australia as "rhythm baptism"
I highly recommend cultivating an eloquent vocabulary with unnecessarily anachronistic and grandiose verbiage, cause it makes calling someone a fucking dumbass really funny lmao
Ngl toby failed to make me give a fuck about flowery's sacrifice He's just a condescending dick the whole time
This town ain't big enough fer the two of us, pardner... 's like, a real shit town. Towns are 'sposed to fit a lot more than 2 people.