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i'm sighs

Propositions are always the nastiest part of election night it's always like "the state of california has ousted lucifer incarnate in a stunning upset, also Prop 52 which makes it legal for neighbors to shoot your dog passes at 98% yes"

after voting today they pulled me aside and told me i was the first person ever to vote 100% correct. they sent me to a nearby fire station and told me i was allowed to drive the fire truck, which i soon crashed into an electrical substation. and now i'm just sitting in the fire truck. and i'm bored