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Is it good when your whole cabinet has to live on a military base for safety because of your policies?
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 7h agoNYT: “.. Bessent recently moved out of his home and onto a military base after Iranian threats against his life, according to three people with knowledge of the matter.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/11/10/u...
a TPUSA rutgers chapter student leader has posted a video of what she states are other TPUSA leaders (men ofc) gang raping her in a hotel room. not sharing the video for obvious reasons but jesus christ. it’s a pro-rape party from top to bottom
[reporter] As citizens, what concerns you most? [citizens] The way cookie monsters eat cookies [voters] turn out for massive rebuke of cookie monsters [cookie monsters] NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Required monthly planning meetings between all agencies who have the power to drill in streets. So say when Ashland Ave. is repaved, the CTA can say, "Hey, we're going to put a bus pad there in a month. Can we coordinate?" Yes, this is only for Chicago but we have millions of people here.
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 16h agoWhat is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
end the ability of state governments to reclaim estates to cover medicare debt this mostly impacts working class and poor families and robs them of the only generational wealth they’ve accumulated
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 16h agoWhat is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
It's all the things that when you hear them IRL you know you can stop listening
Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 12h agoOmg
It’s true, just google “Jim Jordan minor”
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12h ago> @punchbowlnews.bsky.social
Good morning to Mss. Shante Marshall, with one of the greatest Facebook ads I've ever seen. Ma'am, may your every closing be smoother than smooth. @solomonrmissouri.com I think you'll appreciate this genius.
releasing 20 democratic senators to vote for a major environmental deregulation package in the lame duck session
"What is the charge? Enjoying a spy? A succulent Chinese spy?"
Here’s what Chuck Schumer was doing a year ago — right before all the Democrats who went on to give him his new majority adopted much of the same messaging of the mayoral nominee he refused to endorse:
The thing about a rout is that the period immediately following it is when you have the greatest opportunity to rack up wins, before your opponent is able to regroup.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d agoHouse Freedom Caucus calls for a stock trading ban — that includes the President and his family. (via @bloomberg.com)
Honestly, it's as good a reason to buy a greeting card as any other
The police sketch artist lunges across the table and starts choking me when he realizes I'm describing Cap'n Crunch
"Charlie's death has affected me so deeply, even the all new Kirk™ Hydro Boost Water Gel moisturizing lotion almost couldn't reach that deep. But it does! Available at your local Walgreens now for $24.99"
hot lady: wow that was so good your dick is crazy. also can i buy a billion gpus from you me (thinking): damn she must really like me
