You literally cannot SMS text me. My listings says WhatsApp, signal or email only. I don't like texts and they tend to garner poor quality enquiries. I have made it impossible to text me by setting up WhatsApp to a text app and then deleting the text app. Quite proud of my boundry setting hack 💅
Inara O'Neill -✨Seattle&YVR in Aug✨ 6'3" Irish Goddess-next-door
@inaraoneill.bsky.social
🤠 Mary Oliver's Slutty Cowgirl Cousin👢 What the soft animal of your body wants. All-Natural🍀Athletic🍀Poetic🍀Adventurous🍀Enthusiastic 🏡 BC Mountains Free-range unicorn, part-time GF. 🌐: tryst.link/escort/inaraoneill 🎁: marigoldgift.com/InaraONeill
The first 15 minutes of this @tangledwilderness.bsky.social podcast is a play of Brokeback Mount Doom. If you're familiar with either text the intertextuality is astoundingly entertaining. I hope this brings you as much delight as it just did me. podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/b...
POV: Your favorite companion is a selkie. Everything is moist, slippery, salty and feral. You can hear the waves pulling the pebbles backwards over one another before the swell crashes back on the shore. Sneak preview of the film photo shot with @samanthahensyn.bsky.social
Incredibly well put. There is often so much craft, training and experience on the side of the professional - skills cultivated to make it easier and safer for AUTHENTIC vulnerability, desire and all kinds of sought for responses to emerge on the part of the client.
Behind the scenes on my shot with the intrepid @samanthahensyn.bsky.social - photo caught by sexy pizza delivery guy 😉
Kamloops/Vernon/Kelowna Darlins! Driving back from the coast through your neck of the woods. Have time for a date TOMORROW (weds 29th) if that lines up with your life 😘. Drop me a love note asap if this aligns 💖 Also plz enjoy my CrossFit glutes
Gazing out on Kelowna before you arrive ... (Side note: I love hunting for the most perfect private accommodations I can find to be our bliss container for longer dates. This evening's being an example 💅) #datekelowna #datebc
If you don't have a naked neighbor, you probably ARE the naked neighbor. My gorgeous home somehow doesn't have A.C. so i will be minimally dressed until the temp is below 24. Your welcome neighbors.
On August 15th we gather to connect, play, and get to know each other a little deeper. This event is for folks who are 2S, trans, non-binary, gender diverse, and those they wish to accompany them. To sign up: follow the link in our profile and "get vetted". More info on FL.
Research is my love language and this includes charmingly creeping my bluesky. Conversely but related: Wanting to 'be my slave' but not doing the easy thing and buying me some of @daddyondemand.bsky.social s time to fix my spreadsheets is not hot. marigoldgift.com/inaraoneill/....
Trend observation: over half my darlins' present donations in local credit union envelopes. Love this for all involved. If people who pay in digital currency are crypto bros, what is the credit union equivalent? Local finance lads? Please discuss....
How to capture a mer-unicorn: ✅ Be calm and good natured ✅ Have boat ✅ Have hot wife ✅ Months of planning ✅ No sudden movements ✅💸🪄🧞 She will jump into the water periodically but will always return if feed regularly. Thanks for the delightful mini-vacation sweeties 😘
10/10 envelope presentation 🤓🐴 This book is known as 'the Packers Bible' on account of being an evergreen classic about backcountry horse travel.
Summer is careening past like a freight train train and my summer plans are all locked in. Get in touch to be part of them! Summer travels: Spokane till 15/7 YVR - 11-12/8 Seattle- 12-13/8 Whitehorse - 16-18/8 Winnipeg - 13-15/9 Kootenays (BYTM!) - most dates not listed above.
Attention bi boys and cucks: We want to play with you. Together. 🫠
Want to take a moment to read between the lines with me? Vancouver! I will be visiting April 30th-May 3rd, pre-booking is encouraged so we can build some anticipation together 😘 Duos with a femme provider available, more information available upon request.
LAST CALL FOR CUSTOM PROFESSIONAL PHOTO REQUESTS! Im sending my shot plan to the talented film photographer @samanthahensyn.bsky.social TODAY. Pose/close-up - $50 Outfit (if not providing) - $300 Polaroid mailed to you - $100 Exclusivity (wont publish) +$50 per polaroid +$50 per film shot
💖I am feeling somewhat spoiled💖 And grateful to possibly have another look for this upcoming shot... long black dress on a rocky beach as a summer vibe? Maybe?
Just won sex ed trivia at the bar in my hometown 💅 Beer+winning+pals+ professional vindication = Happy Aries
Perspective is everything, or; 38 inches on the rails
What should I wear for this upcoming rocky beach photo-shot? This selection of items on my wish list are all on the shortlist - especially the fringe bikini mermaid tail. I'd love to hear thoughts! Or sponsor a look! And receive custom poloriods and pose requests marigoldgift.com/InaraONeill
The Sex Goddess I serve is relentless in her demand of worship but also generous in her favour. It could be 2026 AD in Vancouver or it could be 2026 BCE in Sumeria but Her needs are the same and so are yours. Girls like me are always the temple and I am preparing myself for your supplication.
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire.... 🔥🔥🔥
📍Trip Announcement! WINNIPEG - I'll be visiting September 13-15, and would love to be shown your secret Winnipeg... Pre-booking extended dates now 😘
💖 I'm feeling so treasured and charmed. Thank you for this beautiful locally handmade pendent, sweet metalgent 😘 And thanks to the cuties who sent cafe gifts - i will be home and able to sit down and savour then over some admin soon! (I've been home for 2 nights since June 19th 🙄)
My first but hopefully not last duo tour with the gorgeous @venusgold.bsky.social was a delight. Thanks to the lovely gentleman we invited us both to celebrate his birthday! 4 handed erotic massage, domne duo massage, a very hot wheel of consent based 3 way, and some threesome cherries popped! 🔥🔥🔥
Thanks for a wild and wonderful week vancouver ♥️♥️ @inaraoneill.bsky.social
Sending gifts just before you book is how you edge a hooker ✨
These legs just arrived in Vancouver 🛬. Not pictured - me looking up classic examples of survey sampling methods gone wrong for a presentation. 💅Being this hot and this nerdy requires so much multitasking 🤓