we used to have REAL cinema and artistic works such as the unrivaled masterpiece "Problem Child 2" which had multiple unironic Bad to the Bone riff needledrop moments for scenes that could easily be edited into a slasher horror broken up by Chucky if he were a real boy yelling "turd" at John Ritter

this could be us etc.

Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 2d ago

Continually fascinated by Parker Bros. making its dramatic return to video games in 1990 with a New Kids on the Block game that never got finished and Drac's Night Out, a game about Dracula wearing literal, ad-placement Reebok Pumps that he wears while going into people's homes to murder them.

I think how well someone gets along with me correlates almost directly with how much one is willing to accept that I am an actual, for real, Dark Knight tasked by fate and the cries of the heartbroken to wield a sword pulled from the Indigo Abyss of grief and despair but also that I'm funny and cute

I am always saying this

Lux!✨️@luxlucifer.bsky.social · 2d ago

Mother persists in her treacherous lie that one Capri Sun is enough. At a mere 6.8 fluid ounces, Mother? Shall I wither and perish to satisfy your craven pride?

Playin some onimusha, come hang out lol twitch.tv/indigoghost

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Masaki Kobayashi‘s 1964 horror classic KWAIDAN is coming to theaters this Fall with a 4K restoration of the Director's Cut. The film spins four tales of the supernatural. "These haunting tales, adapted from Japanese folklore, are existentially frightening."

*puts on my "World's Only Hal Jordan fan" hat*

Oh no I typed out that skeet wrong and it's getting attention oh no oh no oh no

true story that happened to my buddy Jeff once.... (I'm Jeff)

Calling this song horny is a sign that Haim Saban's psyop to make people forget he screwed Ron Wasserman out of the royalties for all of the music he made for Power Rangers and then explicitly screwed him over and passed up on him for the movie Which is what inspired this "fuck you, saban" song

Topher Florence@topherflorence.bsky.social · 4d ago

yo why is this song from power rangers the horniest shit on earth?

FFXIV - INVISIBLE

RIP to the madlad responsible for the ne plus ultra of ‘80s body horror (so extreme in its eightiesness it had to wait till 1990).

Boner Vivant@dougtilley.bsky.social · 5d ago

Rest in peace Screaming Mad George. When you saw his name in a film's credits you always knew you were in for something wild and incredible.

I can't prove it but I know in my bones these are slammers and there are machinations at play to bring back pogs

Rocco Botte@roccobotte.bsky.social · 5d ago

Lost amidst all the D23 news was that Disneyland now has a machine dispensing Jar Jar medallions in Tomorrowland

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family feud style "we asked your oomfs: name one of your top five most obvious fetishes"

got 100% on castlevania: rondo of blood

In Japan Woke 2 was called Wokie Wokie Panic.

Trying to post a funny dbd video but the app crashes when I try so here take this www.tumblr.com/hokuto-ju-no...

My fav goofy guy

so he stands to watch the whole wide world from a lab

I don't mean to sound pathetic but I am grateful to feel tolerated by my friends and internet neighbors