this morning i couldn't stop singing hit the road jack by ray charles and now i can't stop singing waking up in vegas by katy perry? idk

Abacodo

yes very good

shared a delicious mango with my dearest wife

I have no neuroses, mental illnesses, or developmental disabilities

i just got a girlfriend btw. the catch is she is moving across the country today

can everyone and everything try to be a little quiet around me please

yippee wahoo whoopee

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I’m going to bite you

me

Ruby (evil) [insane]@rubymayvalentine.net · 4d ago

Girl that just starts calling you her girlfriend without asking

I made them sad because I’m evil

indy@indigosbones.bsky.social · 4d ago

a type of lesbian who is sad

a type of lesbian who is sad

Nightmare situation I just imagined Clinic worker: Are you having any thoughts of harming yourself or others? Me: No Clinic worker: Are you lying?

wow this is like a really good selfie i'm not sure i look this hot irl

indy@indigosbones.bsky.social · 5d ago

waow

waow

good morning to the extra freaky gays

I’m so cool

If this gets a lot of shares, maybe I'll post more nudes #nsfw

Give @rubymayvalentine.net 1000 dollar!!

ruby may valentine >>>>>

me being beautiful recently

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

can someone start a strip club for fat bitches i think i would excel

i don't think this pair of pants i want should be 100 dollars

giant salad save me

need one million dollars to cure me

yeah check out my wife's music!

Ruby (evil) [insane]@rubymayvalentine.net · last wk.

Check out my music or I’ll stop making power cat bxnshy.bandcamp.com/music

made a girl my signature breakfast and she loved it 😁 toast (usually sourdough but whole grain today), avocado, heirloom tomato and smoky bacon flavor tempeh. it don't look like much but it's very chefs kiss

bowl of stuff for dinner