Lou just wants me to sit still so he can sit still next to me
the egg bitch
@ineedeggs.bsky.social
what could you possibly want from me?
if I were president I’d make them put the flavor on the underside of the pringle
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS: you said, when washing rice you have to touch each grain of rice. when washing it JIRO: (in japanese with a translator) that's right ZG: can you tell when you've touched that last grain? J: can i tell... ZG: when you touch the last one? J: can i tell when i've touched it?
great job yesterday, team! almost nobody emailed me. and the couple emails I did receive were super low key and no big deal. let’s keep up that same energy today, folks!
people love to be standing in the middle of the road. it is their natural habitat
there are too many 5-10 second long tiktoks that say “watch til the end!” I’m getting worried about these kids, man
cat who started screaming for breakfast 4 hours ago when breakfast is provided at the normal time it always is: thank goodness I started screaming when I did
say hello to Shovel, my favorite alley cat. he’s recovering from a blood parasite
skirt steak tacos with avocado, quick pickled red onion & serrano, and crumbled cotija. perfect. delicious. no pic. they gone. but just imagine…
some people want too much from their silly little posts apps. they’re making themselves miserable in the dumbest way
X? *snort* more like Y. *giggling* as in…*sksksksk*…WHY would you do that?!
(poking my head in) you guys good? you need anything? sunny D? pepsi? we’ve got some bagel bites in the freezer you want me to make you some bagel bites?