Saw the words “Tyler Perry’s Diary of Anne Frank” form in my mind and went “No…NO!!” like Harvey Dent trying to banish Two Face.
In Home Box Office circles, Chase, Simon, and Larry are widely regarded as the Davids Three.
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Oh they are cooking on previously unimaginable levels in Portland
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
Beautiful quilts from this year’s Minnesota State Fair 1/3
JOHN TRAVOLTA: (convincingly) What's a sybian?
been looking at wood engravings of the mid-late 19th century, when craftsmanship in the discipline peaked sometimes you'll see stuff like this and it genuinely baffles me, did they manually go and etch a little - in each diamond? did they have roulette tools that allowed this kind of regularlity?
Notice how she's wearing a crew neck while his labial throat is tucked and cucked behind a literal V at his collar. She's wearing red, the color of war, mars, arguably the most masculine color. She's driving the computer while he's riding sidesaddle next to her. Cucking ritual.
Therapist: Well what sorts of thoughts have been bothering you? Me: I feel like if I was really different people would feel a different way about me. Therapist: I mean that is just nothing. I can't do anything with that.
this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff
I'm glad I had no idea Weird Al does a fucking 3 minute crimp in the finale
whoever decided iron should taste like that is a pervert
permabanned from the karaoke bar for doing Koyanisqaatsi 3 nights in a row
🎶 we all live in a Polish submarine, Polish submari—oh god NO NO N—
me: I love inhaling particulate matter and noxious gases 5_followers_guy: uhh that‘s really unhealthy (link) repliestoeverythingdude: lol why??? shen_yun_bro: Shen Yun in New York City - March 25-April 12 at the David H. Koch Theater
you know how people floss the week of a dentist appointment like to make up for not flossing habitually? that, but for wiping the week before seeing the proctologist.