You would never know that just a few days ago she pooped on her pantaloons so bad that she had to be bathed

Really good Chick Tract panel

Girl who does not want me to work on the puzzle

I love when people are like "Family is the most important thing we have, we need to reconnect with our families", I'm like wow some people really have no real problems huh

please suggest me -very long book series -preferably sf/f flavored -I normally love body horror but not now -nobody dies of cancer (someone can get it but be cured) -people can die of other things though, I’ve been inhaling supernatural detectives -please no misogyny every page -save me

Next Mamdani should legislate a button that allows you to unsubscribe from the last 18 years of promotional emails in one simple click

It's crazy that people fixate in searching their partners' phones as evidence of cheating. If you stole my phone the real incriminating thing you'd see is how many DMs I have procrastinated in answering

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Forgot to mention it here but I am putting in an order for some bound/printed paperbacks of my fic Circling the Carrion, and I will order extra copies for anyone who wants one and can comp the cost of one book/me shipping it to you. DM me if you'd like one! I'll notify once I have the final price.

One unfortunate thing about me is that Mormonism has been my lowkey special interest/horrified fascination for like 11 years

cockhungry kaz miller haunts me (70s ocelhira)

I'm not like other boys because I have managed to charm my coworkers with my mildly kooky use of Teams emoji reacts

My pet vicious creature

AI assistants are starting to take stereotypical transmasc names, we gotta draw a fucking line man

Eiden is the best, he wakes up in DRAMAtical Murder world in insane clothing and he's like "Damn. Well, not gonna let it ruin my day"

You know how your brain will sometimes hallucinate words being spoken to fill in gaps in your hearing comprehension... My brain does that but with sfx from Age of Empires I

When vtubers add an extra, pronounced 𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘦𝘵 vowel to the ends of words where it doesn't belong... that's a-moe

eepy kid

Businessmen will really be walking around in a suit in all environments saying Business Buzzwords into a Bluetooth like they're Hitman NPCs

Sacrificing Danny to Poseidon

Merchants & Marauders night. The Dutch colonized San Juan so we renamed it Sint Jan

Jojo jumped on my work laptop and it opened & started using Copilot, I can't believe she's problematic

She's a rare type of sea sponge

How it feels to down 3 glasses of ice cold water right before bed because you got really thursty

Saluting the pharmacy tech with T-voice who finally had to get a full buzz-cut 🫡🫡

miss joj

Heartbreaking: your local much-needed community groups don't have a website/email list and exclusively communicate on the worst social media apps

It's a beautiful day today btw

When your little sister does your hair