This really is the dumbest timeline. www.jezebel.com/michigan-pri...

Michigan MAGA Got Confused, Voted for the Whitest-Sounding Person on the Ballot

It's a new low point for Trump endorsements, as MAGA voters rejected his candidate and chose a guy who had suspended his campaign instead.

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I was trying to insult James Carville by claiming he hasn't been relevant in a while but I can't remember the last time he was actually relevant.

My neighbor is using his wood burning fireplace right now. The aqi is 200+ and we're gonna be hitting 98° today. What the fuck.

Here's an interesting question, are there any electrolyte mix ins for water that aren't made with artificial sweeteners?

I would rather be in a party with El-Sayed than Carville. I know who's more aligned with my policies.

Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · 8h ago

Waiting for Carville to leave the party like

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · 20h ago

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

Good, fuck them for what they tried to pull here. share.google/NDSY0nEk4Va2...

Initiative to Hire Cops With Climate Dollars Fails to Qualify for November Ballot; Backers Pledge to Sue

The initiative seeking to reroute 25% of Portland Clean Energy Fund tax revenues to hiring some 400 police officers has failed to qualify for the November ballot. The initiative previously failed to q...

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Took out the trash with an n95 on and I'm still winded. This is brutal.

The deep and heavy sigh less than 30 seconds into this tells me everything I need to know about his character. What a petulant asshole.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

🤯 Rep. Max Miller's interview with Jake Tapper was one of the most self-destructive things I've ever witnessed on cable news. Here's the whole thing:

It begins.

One thing I haven't seen anyone mention about the pixel 11 series is that apparently they're getting rid of the thermometer sensor. It's a quirky little thing, but it was interesting. They just never really did anything with it.

I called a county office for work yesterday and the phone tree was recorded in such a way that the automated voice was just absolutely frying my auditory processing. I listened to the whole phone tree twice and couldn't figure out if the numbers listed were for the category said before or after.

I just think it's extra funny to be this jacked at a desk job. Do I need to look this big? No. Do I need this strength to do my job? Not at all. I'm doing it for the bit.

This new routine from @spark.fit isn't fucking around. Woof.

This new routine from @spark.fit isn't fucking around. Woof.

Watching the aqi get worse and worse and worse... Ugh.

That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.

Well it's happening, I just placed an order for all the critical components for the shower and I'll have them in time to start work on it next Monday 😬😬😬.

Well this is novel and new. And pretty fucking amazing. There's a gap under my tank top strap now 🥹🥹🥹.

I've gone upstairs to take my ADHD meds 3 times so far and now I'm on my way up the stairs for the 4th time and I'm writing this so I actually remember to take them.

Sometimes you see a sign, literally.

Meeting with @spark.fit in a few, as it's time to change up the workouts again. They're going great, but having someone in my corner to help me keep it fresh and help me figure out what to do has been invaluable 🥰.

Sometimes I wonder just how much my dog picks up from me and then I see her go ballistic barking at the FedEx truck. Yes girl, I hate them too.

So I think I settled on tile for the shower, I'm really happy with this combination.

Sometimes I want to see what it would look like if I ever tried a cut but I know I don't have the discipline, and I'm deeply afraid that it would trigger anxiety around forming an eating disorder for me. So steady maintenance/slow bulk it is, and I'm still thrilled with what I'm seeing.

Constantly on the hunt for more cunty gym music and today I found pixel grip. music.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Zq...

Bet You Do.

YouTube video by Pixel Grip - Topic

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I have a working theory that the reason pre-workout is so popular is that you're basically tying a caffeine addiction to physical activity and weight lifting. It doesn't help your performance, it cripples it without it.

... Were they watching Full Metal Alchemist in the latest daemons of the shadow realm dub? Cheeky bastards 😂😂😂.

This sounds like the most toxic work environment I've ever heard of. It's deeply impressive just how many red flags are in such a short article. arstechnica.com/culture/2026...

Would you get tattooed just to interview at a 7-days-a-week AI startup?

LemonLime’s CEO got “carried away” with tattoo gimmick.

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Do I know anyone in the Portland area with a proper tile saw I can borrow for a week?