Inquisitor Horatio

@inquisitorhoratio.bsky.social

He/Him Warhammer 40k Factions: Tau Empire, Chaos Space Marines, Tyranids, Space Marines [Profile to be expanded]

Ya'll come into the LGS or tournaments smelling like a rotted fridge, I will bring the hose with dawn dish soap at the ready to remove your greasy ass from my and others presence. I bathe every day, I didn't get my partner and others by smelling like nurgles children. Get. Fucking. Therapy.

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)@ela-bambust.bsky.social · 5d ago

men have figured out a new dating technique and it's "less personal grooming" it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them

"some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called "pheromone-maxxing" hoping their natural scent will make them more attractive

Fun fact, it's ok to not be perfect at things you like doing. Its ok to make mistakes, or to be content with your current abilities. Internet comments are often "you dont know what you're doing" and "man this sucks" but it's OKAY. You don't have to optimise and min max things you like doing.